SOURCE:Schlachtschiff Schwerin, Omega-7 System. ENCRYPTION:Medium, port RM-MC-44-L-AH Receiving... Decrypting... Opening...
SUBMITTER:Major Einar Harkonnen, Rheinland Military. RECIPIENT:Rheinland Military Patrol Database SUBJECT:Incident Report: Omega-3, 03. 28.
Major Harkonnen reporting.
As per the request of Vizeadmiral Heidrich, here is my report on my encounter with the BAF leadership on the Omega-3 border. I performed a quick patrol of Omega-7, then as I arrived at Omega-3 to survey the gate traffic and catch smugglers, a Planetform escort fighter arrived, as well as a Bretonian gunboat. Conversation ensued, which was civilized and healthy until a Bretonian Admiral arrived. Here is a full conversation log:
Quote:[28.03.2015 15:15:09] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: PFI)Gale-1, this is the Rheinwehr. Stop for an inspection immediately.
[28.03.2015 15:15:16] PFI)Gale-1: Yes sir
[28.03.2015 15:15:28] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: A Bretonian.... what's your business here?
[28.03.2015 15:15:31] PFI)Gale-1: I was just scouting for one of my transports, I was told there were Corsairs here
[28.03.2015 15:15:46] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I heard of no such thing, mein Herr.
[28.03.2015 15:15:53] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: good day Officer
[28.03.2015 15:16:00] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Hello.
[28.03.2015 15:16:10] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Then again.
[28.03.2015 15:16:11] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Everything quiet i presume?
[28.03.2015 15:16:17] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Well not really.
[28.03.2015 15:16:18] PFI)Gale-1: I was told by a Freelancer back near Cambridge, it seemed important to him
[28.03.2015 15:16:30] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: The view here is ugly.
[28.03.2015 15:16:45] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: It would be much nicer if Rheinland flags were waving on each of these outposts I see.
[28.03.2015 15:16:59] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Then I wouldn't have to deal with all the smugglers around this area.
[28.03.2015 15:17:03] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Just so you know.
[28.03.2015 15:17:15] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: There were about three animal smuggling vessels heading this way.
[28.03.2015 15:17:18] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: And four more yesterday.
[28.03.2015 15:17:31] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: You people sure fail at keeping order.
[28.03.2015 15:17:35] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Sumgglers will come through regardless.
[28.03.2015 15:17:48] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: In Rheinland, we /kill/ smugglers on sight.
[28.03.2015 15:17:55] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: These worms deserve no right to live.
[28.03.2015 15:18:03] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Planet sprauge is ours however I would be careful of how many flags you want.
[28.03.2015 15:18:04] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: The problem is with both your policies and your attitude.
[28.03.2015 15:18:16] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: whats going on here?
[28.03.2015 15:18:19] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: we have bigger things to worry about
[28.03.2015 15:18:24] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Well, well.
[28.03.2015 15:18:25] PFI)Gale-1: Just some polite banter
[28.03.2015 15:18:35] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: See, the only thing I worry about is the integrity of my beloved Vaterland.
[28.03.2015 15:18:42] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: do you have an armada of 300 battleships at your doorstep?
[28.03.2015 15:18:51] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: We don't need an armada.
[28.03.2015 15:19:05] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Our fighter pilots are so well trained that any enemy fears our presence.
[28.03.2015 15:19:26] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: thats not what liberty was saying when they forced you out of bering
[28.03.2015 15:19:39] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Liberty...
[28.03.2015 15:19:40] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: remind me what happend to those jumpgates?
[28.03.2015 15:19:56] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: They could only advance because we have been betrayed by our money-grinding bureaucrats.
[28.03.2015 15:19:58] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: destroyed to keep them out as U presume
[28.03.2015 15:20:07] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Fiona: this seems like a pointless squabble if ever i saw oneo
[28.03.2015 15:20:20] PFI)Gale-1: Sssh, I'm trying to watch Fiona
[28.03.2015 15:20:25] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: This is why I vote the nationalist party every time.
[28.03.2015 15:20:26] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: well the rheinlander was critizing Bretonia
[28.03.2015 15:20:29] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Fiona: hmph
[28.03.2015 15:20:36] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: They will not sell out our homeland to anyone.
[28.03.2015 15:20:43] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Neither you, nor the Libertonians.
[28.03.2015 15:21:00] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Yesterday, one of our admirals let a whole fleet of Bretonians into Stuttgart.
[28.03.2015 15:21:07] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Needless to say, I was very disappointed.
[28.03.2015 15:21:11] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: acting like every place doesnt have its problems. whats the point
[28.03.2015 15:21:16] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Why so?
[28.03.2015 15:21:30] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I don't trust you people. I don't trust any foreigners.
[28.03.2015 15:21:37] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I've seen many notions of treason from your side.
[28.03.2015 15:21:44] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: like what?
[28.03.2015 15:21:49] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I still remember when we fought over the Omegas.
[28.03.2015 15:21:56] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: It wasn't that long ago.
[28.03.2015 15:22:10] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: the one day war?
[28.03.2015 15:22:10] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: A war caused by your greediness.
[28.03.2015 15:22:23] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Remind me again how that ended? *smiles*
[28.03.2015 15:22:24] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Fiona: i thought it was the two hours war
[28.03.2015 15:22:26] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I remember when you supported the IMG when we tried to drive them out of Omega-7.
[28.03.2015 15:22:31] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: and how it started?
[28.03.2015 15:22:35] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: And asked the Hessians for aid.
[28.03.2015 15:22:46] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: we do whats necessary
[28.03.2015 15:22:50] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: You people are just as selfish and materialistic as the Libertonians.
[28.03.2015 15:23:06] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: You have no regard for human values. No regard for anything but money.
[28.03.2015 15:23:20] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: who is that?
[28.03.2015 15:23:32] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: If you had the chance, you'd try to take Stuttgart as it is.
[28.03.2015 15:23:35] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: what are you talking about
[28.03.2015 15:23:36] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Well we have regard for bretonias values .
[28.03.2015 15:23:41] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I'm one of the few officers who can see behind your masquerade.
[28.03.2015 15:23:43] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: no we wouldnt
[28.03.2015 15:23:57] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: And what I see is rotten, selfish corpses behind the gentlemen masks.
[28.03.2015 15:23:59] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: we are at war with gallia and the corsiars
[28.03.2015 15:24:10] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Yes, yes. Right now you are.
[28.03.2015 15:24:42] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: I was content to not speak and just let you babble on but talking that much garbage should be a sirius wide offence
[28.03.2015 15:24:57] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: We are not selfish garbage
[28.03.2015 15:24:59] PFI)Gale-1: Rude, just straight rude
[28.03.2015 15:25:01] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I'd say "my condolences", but I can't wait to match Rheinland's might with the Gallians.
[28.03.2015 15:25:01] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: YOU invaded New london
[28.03.2015 15:25:09] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Last time we had a war with them, we crushed their army in 4 months.
[28.03.2015 15:25:23] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: what?
[28.03.2015 15:25:24] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: you did not
[28.03.2015 15:25:40] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Fiona: i think hes been to the opium den for a little too long..
[28.03.2015 15:26:09] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: we drove you out
[28.03.2015 15:26:32] PFI)Gale-1: I've never heard of Rheinland fighting Gallia, that's for sure
[28.03.2015 15:26:45] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Oh we did. Rheinland is unbeatable as long as we have the right leaders.
[28.03.2015 15:27:00] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: The Kaiser, or a leader akin to him.
[28.03.2015 15:27:26] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: your not beating liberty
[28.03.2015 15:27:30] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: We are almighty and cannot be defeated unless our leadership is consistent of rotten democrats.
[28.03.2015 15:28:08] PFI)Gale-1: Wasn't Rheinland bankrupt and broken like 20 years ago or something?
[28.03.2015 15:28:29] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Yes and when you werent look at what the nomads did to you
[28.03.2015 15:28:46] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: not so strong then were you?
[28.03.2015 15:29:15] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Or what about when you invaded the sigmas
[28.03.2015 15:29:52] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: how did that end again? oh wait...
[28.03.2015 15:30:01] PFI)Gale-1: Wait, nomads? Who are they?
[28.03.2015 15:30:13] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Aliens
[28.03.2015 15:30:26] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Simon: Aliens???
[28.03.2015 15:30:32] PFI)Tyrrhenian: Fiona: not this again..
[28.03.2015 15:30:34] PFI)Gale-1: There's aliens?
[28.03.2015 15:30:35] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: do not say you are unbeatable
[28.03.2015 15:30:46] PFI)Gale-1: Why didn't anyone tell me before? Are they friendly?
[28.03.2015 15:30:50] Bowex)Johnson: Peterson: Rule Bretonia, Bretonia rules the lanes! *humming*
[28.03.2015 15:30:50] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: when you have more flaws in the past and currently then most of is
[28.03.2015 15:30:53] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: It was, exactly because "democracy" was thought to work. It doesn't.
[28.03.2015 15:31:00] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: But we rebuilt our economy and rose as the most powerful House in Sirius.
[28.03.2015 15:31:05] PFI)Gale-1: Wait, hold on
[28.03.2015 15:31:09] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Your not the most powerful now
[28.03.2015 15:31:10] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Exactly. Look at all the hardships Rheinland went through and it still stands.
[28.03.2015 15:31:23] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: We are still strong and our hardships made us tougher than any other people in the world.
[28.03.2015 15:31:23] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: look at the hardships bretonia is fighting!
[28.03.2015 15:31:32] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Our enemies do well to fear us.
[28.03.2015 15:31:38] PFI)Gale-1: You guys don't seem to excited, are the aliens old news or something?
[28.03.2015 15:31:40] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: we have to fight gallia and the corsairs off at once!
[28.03.2015 15:31:46] Bowex)Johnson: Peterson: All commercial shipping, please note there is a Gaian terrorist heading towards Aland from Freeport 1.
[28.03.2015 15:31:46] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: did you? no
[28.03.2015 15:31:53] PFI)Gale-1: Well I guess I have somewhere to be
[28.03.2015 15:32:03] Bowex)Johnson: Peterson: I believe it just undocked from the Freeport, but I wasn't close enough to confirm.
[28.03.2015 15:32:08] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: when you can fight and beat gallia then you can lecture me on how my house is stupid
I was hit by an ion storm. Once it passed, I found a Bretonian Admiral has arrived to partake in our conversation.
[28.03.2015 15:36:13] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: The Bridge Officer was just telling me about the conversation you've been having.
[28.03.2015 15:36:33] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Yes, so?
[28.03.2015 15:36:44] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: *leans back in chair* illl let you talk for a while adam
[28.03.2015 15:36:58] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I'm glad your information flow is so excellent. Perhaps you could be using it to defeat your opponents instead of harassing th
[28.03.2015 15:37:05] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: the Rheinland border guard.
[28.03.2015 15:37:23] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: Brooks i mean sorry
[28.03.2015 15:37:27] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: The Rheinland Border Gaurd against Bretonia?
[28.03.2015 15:37:28] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: No wonder Gallia is kicking your arse if you have time for such conversations.
[28.03.2015 15:37:47] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: actually we defeated them in leeds yesterday
[28.03.2015 15:37:56] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: continue to lecture me please
[28.03.2015 15:37:58] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Well, I had nothing like that in mind, but now that you say it, yes.
[28.03.2015 15:38:19] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I'm convinced solely our border guard could put up their flag in New London if it would come to that.
[28.03.2015 15:38:19] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: I came by to say hello but you started to rant on
[28.03.2015 15:38:35] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: Perhaps if you were to get on with your job then you wouldn't be having this conversation.
[28.03.2015 15:38:42] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: heh you would be sucking space before that happend
[28.03.2015 15:38:46] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: I suggest you return to Rheinland.
[28.03.2015 15:38:48] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: now
[28.03.2015 15:38:56] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Well, excuse me. My job is to guard the border of Rheinland.
[28.03.2015 15:39:07] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: than dont lecture us
[28.03.2015 15:39:09] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I caught three smugglers already, just so that you know.
[28.03.2015 15:39:13] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: And it can be gaurded from Omega 7
[28.03.2015 15:39:24] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: On the other hand, I don't think the job of a Bretonian Admiral is to harass a Rheinwehr officer.
[28.03.2015 15:39:34] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: We arent
[28.03.2015 15:39:37] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Perhaps you should go and lead your men into death against Gallia instead.
[28.03.2015 15:39:43] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: you started this
[28.03.2015 15:39:52] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Beaten by a french House. How terrible.
[28.03.2015 15:39:54] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: If you would like to advise me on my duties you can do that in the MacDuff holding cells.
[28.03.2015 15:39:59] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: Now.
[28.03.2015 15:40:03] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: and you being beaten by liberty?
[28.03.2015 15:40:12] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Oh, you would abduct a Rheinwehr officer?
[28.03.2015 15:40:12] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: Hush, Bridge Officer.
[28.03.2015 15:40:23] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Don't think I won't report this to my superiors.
[28.03.2015 15:40:35] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: *She laughs*
[28.03.2015 15:40:43] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: hahahaa
[28.03.2015 15:40:55] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: because you think that you can fight us and- hahahhahahaha
[28.03.2015 15:40:56] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: Why should it matter? Your clear hostility is obviously planned.
[28.03.2015 15:41:10] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: Bridge Officer. Be quiet.
[28.03.2015 15:41:15] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: What I'm voicing here is personal opinion.
[28.03.2015 15:41:15] BAF|A-HMS-Royal.Lance: Nicole: very well
[28.03.2015 15:41:24] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: In addition, I never made a single threat.
[28.03.2015 15:41:30] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: You have.
[28.03.2015 15:41:53] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Politics are for those who are open minded, if you can't talk without threatening, obviously that reflects your own mental
[28.03.2015 15:41:54] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: capacity.
[28.03.2015 15:42:16] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Then again, I still don't understand why a Bretonian Admiral is wasting his time here.
[28.03.2015 15:42:27] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: Her time.
[28.03.2015 15:42:38] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Surely you will find more understanding people in your tea houses.
[28.03.2015 15:42:38] Death: Cpt.Willy was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[28.03.2015 15:43:11] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: You claim you are making no threats yet you are clearly provoking us.
[28.03.2015 15:43:41] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Provoking? Not really. I'm just sitting here and doing my job.
[28.03.2015 15:43:47] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: That's not your job.
[28.03.2015 15:43:49] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: You're the one making claims to arrest me and stuff.
[28.03.2015 15:44:00] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: On me Bridge Officer.
[28.03.2015 15:44:14] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: And your job is to threaten the Rheinwehr border patrol while Leeds is getting bombed?
[28.03.2015 15:44:18] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: Surely, you can't be the one to lecture me.
Take special note of this sentence:
[28.03.2015 15:39:54] BAF|Adm.C.Brooks: If you would like to advise me on my duties you can do that in the MacDuff holding cells.
I don't mind debating politics, but that crossed a certain line. A Rheinwehr Major threatened with arrest by a Bretonian Admiral. Clearly provocative, if not outright hostile.
Take special note about the fact, that Vizeadmiral Heidrich ordered me back to Rheinland as the conversation was over. With all due respect to Vizeadmiral Heidrich, I do not believe we should be taking orders from Bretonian officers, instead of pursuing the interest of our glorious Rheinland.
Quote:[28.03.2015 15:44:14] [RM]Va.Oskar.Heidrich: You've got three minutes to return to Omega 7 before I call a court martial upon you, Major.
[....]
[28.03.2015 15:50:45] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I think it is safe for me to assume that you did not only contact me to scold me for my conversation with Bretonia's finest.
[28.03.2015 15:50:59] [RM]Maj.Einar.Harkonnen: I should think we intend to perform a patrol as well, is it not right?
[28.03.2015 15:51:38] [RM]Va.Oskar.Heidrich: As I was relocating my ship from the Libertonian border back to Rheinland, I had been contacted by...
[28.03.2015 15:52:00] [RM]Va.Oskar.Heidrich: their admiral. I hadn't scheduled a patrol right now, I'm afraid.
I trust the necessary steps will be taken to ensure that the Rheinwehr border guard is no longer harassed by Bretonian officers of malicious intent. Our duty is to preserve the integrity of the Vaterland, not to bow to Bretonian officers, clearly unfit for their role in the Bretonian Armed Forces.
Long live our Vaterland!
Signed,
Major Einar Harkonnen,
44th Kriegsmarine Division,
Rheinwehr Hauptflotte
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