You got a donut?

[Zapp]

The alarm clock in Matt's head that said "You have slept 22 hours, please wake for your mandatory 2 hours of consciousness" went off, and he came to. Some fool with a paper in his hand looks like he's put down roots, his eyes with bags and his fist occasionally going into his mouth to stifle a snore. Matt snatches the paper from his hand and reads it over.

"Oi, Jonas! Look at dis! He gonna be da person dat does our paperwork!"

Somehow the entire squadroom heard it, and a party started on the spot. The kegs were produced from their designated hiding spots, Baxter's mound of paperwork was TP'd, and Cesar had one too many drinks and started suggesting they play strip poker.

In other words, you're hired.

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