Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[TheProphet]

Incoming Transmission from Scarborough Station, Newcastle
04/04/822 A.S.

To: Bowex InfoNet
Priority: Possibly The Highest Yet
Topic: A change in the winds.

Message Contents:

Right my lovelies, as you might be well aware our ExSec division has been missing a manager for quite a while. Well I have been brought out of the conflict on Leeds just to fix that. Like the somewhat punchable DoO just said, I am Jonathan McCarthy, your absolutely wonderful new Director of ExSec.

How do I know I am the best, you ask? Firstly, have you seen me? I look like the epitome of professionalism and security expertise. Secondly and probably more importantly, me and the lass have been through many stations in our career and experienced nearly every sort of weaponry in the entire sector. Even those jellyfish ones! The lass has now been forwarded to Manager Aaron Clarke and I fully expect that if he doesn't want to lose every limb he owns, he will take care of it as if the lass were his eyeballs. Never mind the thought of how having a Challenger bomber as your eyeballs would impair your quality of life.

Why have I moved towards a Director's position from the wonderful action of the Queen's Privateers? Right well it's a bit complicated but rest assured it involved Sir Frasier getting rather pissed off a few barrels of booze and yours truly taking a good brunt of an antimatter cannon to the chest. Besides, flying security tends to get a decent bit complicated these days and I have been brought on as a partially rehabilitated privateer to teach you lot how to handle all this pressure, as well as the ins and outs of pirate thinking.

Right, I hope we get on well chaps. For everyone's sake.

Carina, Regina, Imperatrix.

Jonathan McCarthy
Director of Exploration & Security
Borderworld Exports

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