Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[TheProphet]

Incoming Transmission from Scarborough Station, Newcastle
07/04/822 A.S.

To: Bowex infoNet
Priority: Slightly Higher than usual. No, just High. High seems fine.
Topic: Blue space jellies.

Message Contents:

Oh right, in response to those glowy blue jellyfish and humans possessed by them making a smash hit return, I'd like to issue some sage advice as to how recognize the sods. They'll usually try to be sneaky but completely fail at it, especially if you use my advice.

RIght, strap yourselves in lads. This might come as common sense to some, but the company lets a remarkable amount of people in, indeed!

If while talking to someone you experience strange visions and sounds accompanied by sudden bursts of emotions it's probably an alien, or it could be a manager. I don't know. Either that or you have visited the pub one too many times, or you have had cardamine, or you have gone insane.

However you can confirm your sanity if the captain is acting bizarre, and if the energy reading attempts to blow up your beautiful eyes when you scan their ship. They usually forget to remove bits and bobs of their technology. For a race that's been here for a while according to some lads who want to take my beard for samples (apparently there's life in there), they are about as sloppy as your average employee.

Avoid the jellies lads. Would hate to have to shoot you meself if you don't.

Carina, Regina, Imperatrix.

Jonathan McCarthy
Director of Exploration and Security
Borderworld Exports

Transmission End

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