Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[TheProphet]

Incoming Transmission from Scarborough Station, Newcastle
19/04/822 A.S.

To: Bowex InfoNet
Priority: Excuse-me Blue
Topic: Harassment forms?????

Video Feed:

A man resting his head in his hands appears on screen. You can see him squinting hard towards his monitor, most probably in a futile attempt to understand what he is reading. Dark bags hang underneath his eyes and his hair looks as if it had last been combed around the time the sleeper ships arrived to Sirius.

He lifts his head and one of his hands slightly as he rather abruptly starts speaking, his pointer finger happily following in rhythm with his raspy baritone:
"Right! Mandatory employee sensitivity courses for everyone! Just learned I can do that, to be perfectly honest."

The finger ceases its dance as he directs it towards a poster that's just slightly out of view.

"Says there it's 5 hours per day, 7 days per week - without pay, naturally - of the most wonderful teamwork and co-operation exercises. Sounds absolutely riveting, captivating and otherwise fun! Hope ExSec enjoys it."

His face contorts into a devilish grin for a few seconds, before swiftly returning to his old tired expression.

"Carina, Regina, Imperatrix. Chaps and chapettes!"

Jonathan McCarthy
Director of Exploration & Security
Borderworld Exports

Transmission End

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