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Offline Abolisher
04-23-2015, 04:47 PM,
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Sender ID: Dr. Albert L. Sclerosis
Location: Somewhere near the sun, Cambridge system.
Subject: Job application





Salutations!

I would appreciate it if I could join the ranks of your paid staff, and get access to all your doors...it's been quite inconvenient.
I am sending my application now *uploading job application*




Name/Last Name: Albert Lesch Sclerosis

Short Biography: I don't have a clue where or what date I was born on, but I know I'm 49 years old.
When I woke up, they said I'd been hit by a factory. Still haven't worked out what that meant. It took me a while to get my life back in some sort of live-able order (is that even correct phrasing? Probably not. Great.). I overheard that one could get a good job, if they just had a doctorate thing. So I went to a university, to get a diploma. After 4 years of studying, I was awarded highest honours and a doctorate in the science of Abplosivehypertronicalmacrowarbletecholigantry-fritztronicalcohevosion. Or AHMWT-FC physics. Unfortunately I have been unable to find a use for such a prestigious achievement, as of yet. It's a very specific science, you know.
You may be wondering how this would make me employable. And honestly. I have no idea.
But here, have my certificate.
Oh right, this has nothing to do with medicine? Don't worry, I've operated on many people. Roughly 986.5 people. The problem is, I've not finished operating on that many people, I've only finished 2 human operations. However, you'd be glad to know that I've finished 984.5 animal operations.
So yes, I can save lives.

Which is good, because I've been working in Cryer facilities for 25 years of my life. I always wondered why I could never get through the doors, I thought it was a mechanical fault. Until one day a security bloke came and asked me how I got in there. I told him I'd been working beside Doctor Oshkova, but he was having none of it.
And so, while floating outside the airlock, I realised that I'd never actually officially applied for the job.


Are you familiar with the server rules?: Of course.

Your skype network contact: Abolisher, I think

What do you expect from Cryer: A job would be nice. And since you're offering, perhaps a nice pie.

What can Cryer expect from you: A bloke with a doctorate. Who also happens to be capable of operating on a wide range of humans. Usually.



On another note, would you be able to call for a rescue ship, I seem to be headed towards a sun, and it's getting somewhat sweaty here.

Cheerio, hope to see you soon.





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Cryer Pharmaceuticals: The Graduate Center - by Atka Research Station - 04-13-2015, 01:45 AM
RE: Cryer Pharmaceuticals: The Graduate Center - by Pepe - 04-13-2015, 03:45 PM
RE: Cryer Pharmaceuticals: The Graduate Center - by Abolisher - 04-23-2015, 04:47 PM

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