Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[TheProphet]

Incoming Transmission from Planet New London, New London system
27/04/822 A.S.

To: Andrew Peterson
Priority: Medium
Topic: Where am I, you malingering git?

Message Contents:

Ah my most respected coworker, greetings and salutations. I trust your concern has not soiled your blessed disposition and I trust we can have many pints in our local cantina-bar, where in private I will tell you all about my many encounters with the blasted Jerry.

Maybe I could even show you some of the fascinating facts about our Lord Jellosimous Bleu III, that I learned in Rheinland. It is not too late to make a change for the better and accept him in your life.

Might I also be allowed to enlighten you to the wonders of Gallic cuisine. Seems you haven't had nearly enough in prison.

Alright there Andy! I am perfectly fine, everything is absolutely in order. Although speaking of malingering gits, I did have a run in with the blue bastards in Rheinland. They were posing as BDM officers this time as well, desperately trying to create an international incident. I honestly didn't think it was possible, but somehow they are getting progressively worse at hiding themselves. There was another BDM agent over there who wasn't exactly part of the flock, and even he noticed things were off.

With all that in mind, you should make your chaps read through the Director's notes about the jellies. The blue buggers have been getting more a lot daring recently.

Aaron Clarke BRK
Exploration & Security Manager
Borderworld Exports

Transmission End

---