Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

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Incoming Transmission from Planet New London, New London system
30/04/822 A.S.

To: All Bowex staff.
Priority: High
Topic: End of month updates.

Message Contents:

Hello Bowex staff!

It is with great pleasure that I can inform you of this month's updates, bonuses and personnel changes. I am also here to remind you that the staff in HR are only human, and if you foist large scale divisional reforms and changes on them one day before the end of the month, you may incur substantial overtime bills if you want those changes actioned! That is, if you want your paperwork to be processed correctly, do please contact us with ample time to make the necessary alterations.

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Bonuses

In a record month for Borderworld Exports' productivity and efficiency, awarded bonuses have followed suit. In the month of April, $600,000,000 in bonuses were awarded. Congratulations and good work! The recipients are as follows:

Bowex)Blackwood - $20,000,000.
Bowex)Byrd - $10,000,000.
Bowex)Casey&Tamara - $5,000,000.
Bowex)Churchill - $10,000,000.
Bowex)Cromwell - $5,000,000.
Bowex)Drake - $10,000,000.
Bowex)Durham - $15,000,000.
Bowex)Edmund.Corbett - $15,000,000.
Bowex)Farnham - $15,000,000.
Bowex)Fisher - $30,000,000.
Bowex)Goldworthy - $10,000,000.
Bowex)James.Calhoun - $5,000,000.
Bowex)Junko.Sanada - $25,000,000.
Bowex)Kileen - $5,000,000.
Bowex)Lancaster - $30,000,000.
Bowex)Lawrence - $30,000,000.
Bowex)Merlyn - $15,000,000.
Bowex)Miranda.O'Neal - $15,000,000.
Bowex)Pendragon - $75,000,000.
Bowex)Quentim.Pelham - $55,000,000.
Bowex)Rufus - $45,000,000.
Bowex)Sassoon - $5,000,000.
Bowex)Sian_Breacon - $145,000,000.
Bowex)Thatcher - $5,000,000.

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Promotions

At the request of your division directors, a number of promotions have also been issued. HR will be updating your security permissions and personell files over the next few days, and will grant updated keycards and clearance as required. If you believe you are entitled to new security clearance that you have not received, please query your situation with your local HR consultant.

Trade Combine:

Following the successful completion of their probationary period and a favourable review from their line manager, the following trainees have been promoted to the rank of employee:

Henry Michael Feldridge.
Alex Freeman.
Richard Cardas.
Frederic Amroth.
Daniel Jones.
Ryan Wallace.
Daniel Rowley.
Thomas Barnett.

The following employees have also been promoted to the rank of senior employee for long service and professional distinction:

Duke Peters.
Ed Forder.
Tristian Corbett.

Finally, Mr George Grenville has been promoted to the rank of supervisor due to sustained and consistent excellence in the execution of his duties. The level of professionalism and dedication in which Mr Grenville approaches his work has been commended as 'exemplary' and an inspiration to the employees he will now be managing. Well done!

ExSec:

Following the successful completion of their probationary period and a favourable review from their line manager, the following trainees have been promoted to the rank of cadet:

Miranda O'Neal.
Jan Amroth.
James Calhoun.
William Terrell.
Saoirse Cenncroithi.
Daniel Jones.

The following staff have also been promoted to the rank of corporal due to their exemplary service record and professionalism:

Sanada Junko.
Davis Pelham.

Following a glowing commendation from his line manager, Edmund Corbett has been promoted to the rank of sergeant. To quote from his employee assessment, "Corbett approaches his role in ExSec with a mentality that will leave his co-workers safe and pirate free, if ruffled. A model employee, if he could avoid having harassment claims brought against him."

It is also with great pleasure that we can announce Sian Breacon is immediately afforded the rank of sergeant. Ms Breacon has brought a flame to the division that is an inspiration to her colleagues and a terror to her foes. Approaching her role with professionalism, initiative and courage, Ms Breacon can be held up as a symbol of what ExSec cadets should strive to be.

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It is with great pleasure that I can announce the winner of the April Lottex draw was the crew of the Bowex)Lancaster, who held the winning ticket #2! Congratulations, and spend the pot of $150,000,000 wisely!

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Closing Word from the DO

ERR - 502 BAD GATEWAY

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In service to the Realm

Julie Frances
Services HR Director
Borderworld Exports

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