The Blue Lion

[Kuduka]

It was a long flight - all the way from New Berlin to Newcastle. Tired, Ed walks in through the door and immediately notices the no vomiting and no sex sign. Sighing dejectedly, he heads straight to the bar and sits down, not even looking around.

*Gimme a glass of the best whiskey you've got.* he orders, his voice barely audible.

He props his head on his left hand while waiting for the drink and then turns to the bartender while asking him quietly,

*What's up with the sign, mate? We ain't that bad...* After thinking about it for a second or two decides to correct himself and adds *...usually.*

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