The Blue Lion

[jammi]

"Funny you should mention that," he said while polishing a glass. "That was tried before. One of the trade managers - Peterson, I think it was - banned him from the Empress' Legs on Gran Canaria because he kept threatening to murder the locals."

He sighed and shook his head. "Smoothing that out cost Bowex near enough $400,000 in anti-psychotic drugs, resulted in an escaped bear from the New London Zoo and forced an apology to the Royal Society for the Appreciation of Textiles." He chuckled to himself ruefully. "He's a strange bugger, that Mr Bellock. I'm not even entirely sure if he's completely human. He must have dirt on someone in HR or something."

He frowned. "Y'do realise some of your co-workers are sat in the corner over there, aye?"