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Büro der Marineintelligenz
Fulda Border station, Frankfurt system
Hanger bay #01

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BDM Operational Report Archive

05/05/22A.S

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Order Engagement, Frankfurt. Somewhat of a Testosterone filled maniac.

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I'm tired, and sleepy, moody and really not even looking towards getting up on my feet for another coffee. According to 'Zeal', her diagnosis is showing I'm currently not sleeping well (Some form of insomnia), 4 hours every night if I'm lucky. So, patrol wise, I'm out on Frankfurt at Mainz storage facility, i take a small break to get my 40 winks, have a small nap to look at my next enlisted patrol.
Suddenly, out of the blue, some Order ship crops up out of nowhere, saying she wants some "Fun". I guess she was blood thirsty for some kills... Like some sort of Hessian, she would of better of been in that instead of the Order. Its quite odd that they would openly show themselves in our house space. Anyway, i got the transcript of what the hell we were talking about, it did end up in to a firefight, but fortunately we suffered no losses and we managed to down an assisting VWA ship and the Order ship itself.

Maybe i should threaten them again, possibly saying i would sit on the dark side of Holstein with my Dungeons and Dames game set."

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Spoiler

[04.05.2015 18:55:35] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: What a depressing sight
[04.05.2015 18:56:04] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Pfft~ *He puts out his cigarrette*
[04.05.2015 18:56:31] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: He knows how to talk, how amazed i am
[04.05.2015 18:56:54] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I made a sound... thats not talking... This is talking.
[04.05.2015 18:57:29] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: *sips his coffee* What do you want?
[04.05.2015 18:57:43] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Fun atlast
[04.05.2015 18:58:02] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: From, what?
[04.05.2015 18:58:22] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: THeres not much fun here, unless you're talking about the arcades down in stuttgart.
[04.05.2015 18:58:53] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: From the jesters that BDM are
[04.05.2015 19:00:01] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I have no certificate or diploma of drama or comedia-del-artey.
[04.05.2015 19:00:09] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I'd doubt id make a good jester.
[04.05.2015 19:00:17] RS|RTS-Luckenwalde: Guten Tag
[04.05.2015 19:01:30] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: I could stuff you...I have my ways.
[04.05.2015 19:02:30] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I don't get what you mean...?
[04.05.2015 19:02:35] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Stuff me?
[04.05.2015 19:02:53] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff Nah girl, i don't take strap-ons.
[04.05.2015 19:03:10] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Yeah like a plushy toy, now are you gonna come here or a lady has to obtain her own fun
[04.05.2015 19:04:18] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: *He looks around, quite bewildered*
[04.05.2015 19:04:23] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: No.
[04.05.2015 19:05:19] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Good day VWA, can you stay out of this
[04.05.2015 19:05:26] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: What's going on
[04.05.2015 19:05:35] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I-I don't know...
[04.05.2015 19:05:37] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Now whatever you are come here or i will come for you
[04.05.2015 19:05:38] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: We - Recommend otherwise, Agent. It isn't safe for an Order operative to be so... Open.
[04.05.2015 19:06:03] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: I am here send at the Orders of Admiral Golanski
[04.05.2015 19:06:10] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I-I don't know... I- Even for a BDM... I-I Don't know.
[04.05.2015 19:06:39] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: Well you were never the most knowledgable of the BDM to be quite fair Enfield.
[04.05.2015 19:06:46] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: No offense.
[04.05.2015 19:06:51] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Ok come here you have one minute or i come for you
[04.05.2015 19:07:09] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I'm the most messed up. But they need a specialist in certain areas.
[04.05.2015 19:07:32] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Why this Order agent so openly approached me, i still struggle to find questions.
[04.05.2015 19:07:46] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Like boosting your Director self esteem up?
[04.05.2015 19:08:21] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Hes a friend, i have lunch with him, maybe a drink.
[04.05.2015 19:08:41] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Whats wrong with keeping them up when we want to live the regular portion of our lives.
[04.05.2015 19:08:46] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Ok, you wanted...Weapons locked and ready to engage, say your prayers
[04.05.2015 19:08:56] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I'm sure Klugmann does the same sort of thing with his friends.
[04.05.2015 19:09:01] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: I got no idea what's going on here...
[04.05.2015 19:09:08] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Don't question.
[04.05.2015 19:09:33] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Yeah, i thought that too...
[04.05.2015 19:09:57] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: This girl has more Ego than the entire Hessians...
[04.05.2015 19:10:18] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Why are you hiding?
[04.05.2015 19:10:52] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Because i'm tired, i haven't sleept properly for the past 2 weeks.
[04.05.2015 19:11:33] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina you are such a pain
[04.05.2015 19:12:30] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: *He sips his coffee* Thank god to that fellow who gave me this...
[04.05.2015 19:13:20] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Yay, more fun, which one of you wants to die
[04.05.2015 19:13:32] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: I have to hunt the KNF later
[04.05.2015 19:13:46] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Oh look, an agent...er my mistake, an AiT...
[04.05.2015 19:14:08] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Agent for you
[04.05.2015 19:14:15] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: AiT?
[04.05.2015 19:14:22] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: No, not really, your just an AiT.
[04.05.2015 19:14:29] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Also known as an agent in training
[04.05.2015 19:14:49] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: *she shrugs*
[04.05.2015 19:14:51] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Seems like it, not exactly a smart move to charge themself at a station defence grid.
[04.05.2015 19:14:51] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Nope i have been named as Agent by Admiral Golansku
[04.05.2015 19:14:55] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Agent Burana, they're too close to Mainz's defensive perimeter.
[04.05.2015 19:15:22] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Can you please come near my side
[04.05.2015 19:15:31] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Err~ No.
[04.05.2015 19:15:32] Death: Talrasha suffered a self-administered loadout error (Missile/Torpedo).
[04.05.2015 19:15:49] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Not that they are so wise, something thet are tought to be cowards
[04.05.2015 19:16:07] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina; Not talking to you redundant creature
[04.05.2015 19:16:27] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Hey "Cyberborgs can be people too".
[04.05.2015 19:16:29] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Hmmm, fine then 'agent'.
[04.05.2015 19:16:31] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: According to my friend.
[04.05.2015 19:16:36] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: No like that makes you special
[04.05.2015 19:16:46] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I think she is Special.
[04.05.2015 19:16:46] Order|Karmina.Burana: VWA plaese stay out untill you are told
[04.05.2015 19:16:50] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Just another grunt they put out there
[04.05.2015 19:16:50] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Agent, I'd recommend withdrawal to the Taunusfeld. They aren't going to be rooted from their entrenched -
[04.05.2015 19:16:51] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: With a Capital R.
[04.05.2015 19:16:59] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': Ohhhhh~ Burn!
[04.05.2015 19:17:15] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: We do not follow your orders. Fighting the Buro is our speciality you know.
[04.05.2015 19:17:22] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: *she points over and hisses in a Kusarian female way* That Order, makes the term baka sound like its
[04.05.2015 19:17:27] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: meaning genuis
[04.05.2015 19:17:32] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: And we're not going to let you face multiple agents alone.
[04.05.2015 19:17:35] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Oh look his friend is a Malfunction! Grate what a wondeful place
[04.05.2015 19:18:01] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: You think you are wise, come down here and test me
[04.05.2015 19:18:17] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: No need, the fact that I'm actually higher rank shows I am
[04.05.2015 19:18:42] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: VWA are they always so dumb?
[04.05.2015 19:18:43] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: *He breaths in.* ... No. *Letting out a gasp of air*
[04.05.2015 19:18:51] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: Ja... ja they are
[04.05.2015 19:19:03] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: *she smirks*
[04.05.2015 19:19:12] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: I do not care *she starts grinning*
[04.05.2015 19:19:14] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: The Buro are most skilled at causing trouble for those on their own side.
[04.05.2015 19:19:35] Bowex)Charles.Hitchen: I have i turned up in a turf war?
[04.05.2015 19:19:36] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: I don't you can't closer to the truth then this
[04.05.2015 19:19:47] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Be on your way!
[04.05.2015 19:19:57] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Na, don't worry, just a bunch of terrorists playing tough guy
[04.05.2015 19:20:04] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Their more bark then bit
[04.05.2015 19:20:30] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Say the coward which stay near hug range from his defence grid!
[04.05.2015 19:20:32] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: Says the government agent hiding in the middle of public space for those "terrorists"
[04.05.2015 19:20:43] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Let me say this
[04.05.2015 19:20:57] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: I rather live to see another day then to die to some Rheinland rejects
[04.05.2015 19:20:58] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: None of us care
[04.05.2015 19:21:19] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: I know you don't, thats why the Order die often enough
[04.05.2015 19:21:25] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: So for today you wanted to suicide, since the only reject i see is you
[04.05.2015 19:21:39] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Okay, do you want me to sit on the dark side of Holstein, because i gladly will sit on the dark side of Holstein!
[04.05.2015 19:21:49] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I will do that again.
[04.05.2015 19:21:54] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: For an entire week.
[04.05.2015 19:21:56] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: No... no please don't
[04.05.2015 19:21:58] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Two hours a day!
[04.05.2015 19:22:05] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: Stay away from there
[04.05.2015 19:22:25] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Uhuh! And i will bring my board games along this time, and leave my comms on.
[04.05.2015 19:22:40] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: I'm gonna murder you in your sleep, Enfield, I swear.
[04.05.2015 19:22:49] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: So guys, brave warriors of cheese and all you want come here give me a hug and let's dance
[04.05.2015 19:23:03] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Uhuh~ Tryh, i haven't slept properly for the past 2 weeks.
[04.05.2015 19:23:20] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Do i look like i care?
[04.05.2015 19:23:29] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Apparently i got Insomnia.
[04.05.2015 19:23:33] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Or something.
[04.05.2015 19:23:48] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': Yeah, some form of it.
[04.05.2015 19:24:09] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde.L: Hmmm..one moment sir
[04.05.2015 19:24:14] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Can your malfunction shut up
[04.05.2015 19:24:41] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': No, because i've been recognized to be treated the same way every human does.
[04.05.2015 19:24:49] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': So that also gives me the choice to say, No.
[04.05.2015 19:25:09] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': If i had my hologram on, i'd be giving you the middle finger.
[04.05.2015 19:25:19] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Do you guys hear this, a malfunction that wants human rights!
[04.05.2015 19:26:15] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': Hey, sod off! If i can uphold better relationships then you, then i damn right deserve them!"
[04.05.2015 19:26:23] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Whoa~ Hon' calm-
[04.05.2015 19:26:38] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: What a story, tell me more of it
[04.05.2015 19:27:02] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': Sure, if you'd like to listen about furious sex then go ahead.
[04.05.2015 19:27:08] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: Alright I'm tired of this coward
[04.05.2015 19:27:14] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: Let's get this over with
[04.05.2015 19:27:18] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Put me on this train
[04.05.2015 19:27:26] Order|Karmina.Burana: Karmina: Go
[04.05.2015 19:27:36] Olympic.Carrier: Ahoy
[04.05.2015 19:27:36] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Oh boy.
[04.05.2015 19:27:45] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Quartiermeister, I - Don't -
[04.05.2015 19:28:28] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde:L: Much better
[04.05.2015 19:28:36] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde:L: Moving in to kill with force
[04.05.2015 19:28:40] Mjolnir.Wannabe: hiii
[04.05.2015 19:28:43] Mjolnir.Wannabe: freelancer for hire
[04.05.2015 19:28:50] Order|Karmina.Burana: Hired
[04.05.2015 19:28:57] Mjolnir.Wannabe: but you got to pay me!
[04.05.2015 19:29:09] Mjolnir.Wannabe: these muscles won't feed alone?
[04.05.2015 19:29:36] Mjolnir.Wannabe: heyyy
[04.05.2015 19:29:38] Mjolnir.Wannabe: order guy
[04.05.2015 19:29:45] Mjolnir.Wannabe: pay me three millions and i'll help you!
[04.05.2015 19:29:56] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: This was miserably thought-out.
[04.05.2015 19:30:15] Mjolnir.Wannabe: so no one wants to hire this powerhouse that i am?
[04.05.2015 19:30:38] Mjolnir.Wannabe: i'll rip anyone!
[04.05.2015 19:30:53] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: That speaks of unreliability, Pilot.
[04.05.2015 19:31:04] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: The Bundschuh aren't terribly interested in those who only care for credits.
[04.05.2015 19:31:09] Mjolnir.Wannabe: screw you then!
[04.05.2015 19:31:29] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Wipe away those tears with your credit chits.
[04.05.2015 19:32:34] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Lure them away from their enclosure. I'll engage if the flak isn't terribly thick.
[04.05.2015 19:32:44] Driedrik.Sterr: You won't engage anything.
[04.05.2015 19:32:51] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Oh for the love of Botzler; Quartiermeister, this was /not/ a good idea!
[04.05.2015 19:32:57] Driedrik.Sterr: Indeed.
[04.05.2015 19:32:58] VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt: It was
[04.05.2015 19:32:58] Driedrik.Sterr: It was not.
[04.05.2015 19:33:10] Driedrik.Sterr: I'll rip you appart.
[04.05.2015 19:33:11] Driedrik.Sterr: Every.
[04.05.2015 19:33:12] Driedrik.Sterr: Single.
[04.05.2015 19:33:13] Driedrik.Sterr: One.
[04.05.2015 19:33:16] Driedrik.Sterr: Of you.
[04.05.2015 19:33:30] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Counter-engaging.
[04.05.2015 19:34:44] Death: VWA|Jakob.Goldschmidt was put out of action by BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield (Mine).
[04.05.2015 19:34:45] Wolfgang.Weber: Well...
[04.05.2015 19:34:51] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: Pull the hell bak!
[04.05.2015 19:34:51] VWA|Erich.Klugmann: *Back
[04.05.2015 19:34:52] Driedrik.Sterr: Still counts as mine.
[04.05.2015 19:35:04] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Nice work 'Zeal'.
[04.05.2015 19:35:05] Driedrik.Sterr: No one gets out.
[04.05.2015 19:35:10] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: 'Zeal': Thanks.
[04.05.2015 19:35:24] Wolfgang.Weber: You can try running...
[04.05.2015 19:35:32] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Wolfgang!
[04.05.2015 19:35:36] Wolfgang.Weber: Ja?
[04.05.2015 19:35:44] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: I need you back here.
[04.05.2015 19:35:54] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Civilians need guiding away from this clustermess.
[04.05.2015 19:35:56] Wolfgang.Weber: Fine...
[04.05.2015 19:36:33] Wolfgang.Weber: I was gaining on him... *he sighs*
[04.05.2015 19:36:47] Death: Order|Karmina.Burana was put out of action by Driedrik.Sterr (Gun).
[04.05.2015 19:36:49] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: GEoff: I'd rarther not have you shot up by Bruschal.
[04.05.2015 19:36:52] BDM|Rkt-Segelinde:L: Nice
[04.05.2015 19:36:56] Driedrik.Sterr: Where is the other one?
[04.05.2015 19:36:56] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Mphmm~
[04.05.2015 19:37:01] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: One less problem
[04.05.2015 19:37:08] Driedrik.Sterr: I will find you.
[04.05.2015 19:37:09] BDM|Sgt-Geoff.Enfield: Geoff: Back at his home defence grid.

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