Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Vigilia.Procuratio]

Corrigan Upton was encountered asleep in the canteen, surrounded by approximately umpteen empties.

A logbook was recovered, which for unbeknown reasons had to be surgically removed from his forehead...

Very Unimportant Note:

The following transcription is intended only for the amusement of Fort Bush.
If it has been received in error then please stay calm and blame the Xenos.

Code:

LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Hello again.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Greetings sir
Klaus_Stoertebeker: I am in a hurry
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I noticed.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: no time for a chat
Klaus_Stoertebeker: i would stay a while
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Slow down.
[some bouncing about asteroids]
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: So...
Klaus_Stoertebeker: i am sorry
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Me too.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: perishable goods
[more bouncing about asteroids]
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Seriously...
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Don't abscond now
Klaus_Stoertebeker: fast ship yiou got there
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Indeed.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Just stop, eh?
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Else you're dead.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: maybe
Klaus_Stoertebeker: a little time i can spare
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: This time I'm fining you.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: One million.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: And, uh... the cargo too.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: You know.. Sir.. that cargo is just some software
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Nothing illegal there
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Don't even try it.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I won't even go into my classified -REDACTED-
Klaus_Stoertebeker: And Officer.. just speaking between the both of us
Klaus_Stoertebeker: If you interesstet in some goods... you know
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: No, seriously.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Stuff that you cant get your hands on here
Klaus_Stoertebeker: i can always get it for you
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I can up the fine by one credit per every letter you type?
Klaus_Stoertebeker: a thats not so much i guess
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Maybe 10 credits?
Klaus_Stoertebeker: so... maybe... i get you some goooood Gin
Klaus_Stoertebeker: or Synthetic Marj Jane
Klaus_Stoertebeker: and we are quit?
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I have a good deal on Sidewinder Fang when I'm off-duty.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: As for the here and now... I'm on-duty.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Everyone needs a break sometimes
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I had a break, then I came back out and...
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Well, here we are.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Well, i thought you were staying at Manhatten, you know
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I did.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Just an unfortunate coincidace
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Yep.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Bad luck, eh?
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I even gave you the benefit of the doubt!
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: You let me down.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: I got rid of them dirty artifact things
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: No, I did.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: And now I'll get rid of those untaxed discs.
Minastir exited tradelane at New York F-2
Klaus_Stoertebeker: But, Sir, i got some kids to feed, too
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: And I have coffee to drink.
Death: Minastir suffered a self-inflicted catastrophic decompression.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Well there goes that transport.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: There, let my children starve
Klaus_Stoertebeker: If you have no heart
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Take it
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Okay.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: Take it all *sobbing*
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Well, if it's any consolation...
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: I'll let you off the fine.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Again.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Next time I might just blow you up.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Get it?
Klaus_Stoertebeker: i guess i owe you my thanks, Sir
Klaus_Stoertebeker: wont happen again
Klaus_Stoertebeker: be assured
Klaus_Stoertebeker: i learned my lesson
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: You see, next time I might be out of coffee.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Then I might be my angry sort of self.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: i will be sure to bring some with me
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: So yeah, please ply a more appropriate trade route in future.
LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr]: Thank you for choosing Liberty Police Inc.
Klaus_Stoertebeker: my pleasure *grumble*