New Scotland Yard

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From: Constable Gregory Vederman
To: New Scotland Yard, BPA HQ
Subject: Patrol Report

Good Day Mates,

Today was quite an eventful day. It started with a quick jump to Planet New London from my office on Cambridge. There I saw a certain Underbridge, who was carrying Cardimine, and over one hundred Corsair prisoners. Before I could enforce my proclamations of contraband, I was accosted by a Gaian Pilot, Sinn_Fein. I engaged her immediately, not wanting a Gaian presence anywhere that close to the capital, and dispatched her with surprising ease. What was oddest about her, though, was not that she was flying a Molly ship, but that she was using Bretonian Military grade weaponry. I've heard of the Gaian's support on Cambridge, but that was just unheard of....

After this spar, I pursued Underbridge into Cambridge, and warned him of his defiance to Bretonian Law, and arrived at the Omega-3 Jump Gate just as he jumped through. I was then hailed by Constable Blake Sullivan to assist with what might have been a hostile Kusari Militant carrying Boron in New London. I came to Leeds, where Constable Blake followed the Kusari to. We met him on the trade lane to the Planet, and informed him of his status within Bretonia. He stated that he was no Kusari, and I told him that as long as he flew that ship with that IFF, he would be under suspicion within Bretonia, and asked to leave. He did so after relinquishing his Boron with no questions.

Again, Constable Blake and I spotted Underbridge. He continued to have the same 107 units of both Cardimine and Corsair Prisoners. We argued for quite a bit about whether or not our scanners were working correctly, and ended up firing upon Underbridge. He returned fire, saying "Bugger Off! I am doing nothing wrong!" and "Police Abuse!" We stopped firing when we came upon Constable Lawrence and Sergent Cooper. At this point, Underbridge ran to the Cambridge Jump Hole, and escaped into Omega-3 from there.

There, I landed upon Kensington Shipping Platform as my mine dropper was somehow loosed from three of the six rivets holding it on. I returned half an hour later to find everyone still here, including the new Constable Alistair Price and Captain Mcnab and Mr. John Heydon of the SRD squadron. I was told by Sergent Cooper to not touch Underbridge again, by direct command of Sir Lauderdale, and am certainly looking forward to the reasoning. We then spotted a possible pirate in Cambridge, a Mr. John Willow, and went to search for him. After some searching, we determined that he was yet moored with some station, and each picked one at the command by Sergent Cooper. He was found at Cardiff Mining Facility in a Kusari Destroyer. We escorted him out of the system through the Omega-3 Jump Gate.

Then, we deliberated who should do the paperwork, and, if you haven't guessed already, I "Volunteered."

Despite the paperwork, a good day to be sure.
~Constable Gregory Vederman

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