Sunbucks Cafe

[Zapp]

You walk in to see Matt Myers with a whip in his hand, and three LPI officers slaving over some wooden construction with hammers and other such implements. A loud banging fills Sunbucks, but the patrons on the non-LPI side give it no notice.

"Work faster, ya daft foos!" yells Myers, cracking the whip.

As you continue watching for some time, it takes shape into a... gallows? Myers pulls a length of rope out of his pants pocket, and you know you're right.

"Dis be a summary execution, to clear out da riff-raff 'n' set 'n example to all da foos"

"But I didn't do anything!" yells some person that is held in by the wall of flab that is four LPI officers.

"Tell it to da judge!"

"But I tried, and all you did was laugh and slap me!"

"Hmmm... court be convenin' here tomorrow, at 4PM sharp, Judge Myers presidin'. Foo."

"WHAT?! You're not a judge!"

"Shut it, guilty-boy" Followed by a slap.

The LPI, with much grumbling under Myer's direction, reconfigures their half of Sunbucks into a courtroom.

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