Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[jammi]

Incoming Transmission from Battleship Norfolk, Cambridge system
25/05/822 A.S.

To: ExSec command.
Priority: Medium.
Topic: Another pest complaint.

Message Contents:

Evenin' guv.

Them Zoners've been causing trouble again. This time, it's Palmer Research Station. Now, I know we've got business out that way so I thought you lot at HQ would want to know about it. They've been doing business with the Gauls - specifically, the Valor RNS-Alexandira. I caught the foul bugger trying to dock on the station. I've no doubt whatsoever that it was there in order to buy a battleship cloak, seeing as it didn't have one mounted at the time.

I was actually in the area to escort the BES Pendragon through from Omega 7 seein' as there'd been some hassle with a RHA fighter holding up our contractors. As I was scouting the Cambridge jump gate, I noticed a bleedin' Valor on the edge of my sensors. Naturally I checked it out, with a BPA constable and BAF ensign backing me up. One of the station's administrators was also present - Santa.Maria - as well as a Republican transport named Universal.

We've had a few Valors in '3 lately, so this might be the hive of scum and villainy that they're coming from. Honestly, if they're selling gear to the GRN I'd recommend we cut all ties with the treacherous bastards ASAP, but that's just my thoughts. The fuzz should probably be told about this as well. Early on in the encounter I bugged out and grabbed the FB1 off the Norfolk. Double timing it back, I found the other lads well and truly stuck in. Eventually we chased it into a sun where it killed itself. One less Valor to deal with. Pertinent logs are below:

1, 2, 3, 4.

Comm Log

[25.05.2015 14:59:44] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Brown: You have got to be bloody kidding me.
[25.05.2015 14:59:49] Bowex)Pendragon: For ammunition
[25.05.2015 14:59:55] Santa.Maria: Oh my
[25.05.2015 14:59:57] 2015-05-25 14:59:49 SMT Traffic control alert: RNS-Alexandira has requested to dock
[25.05.2015 15:00:05] Bowex)Pendragon: jumping
[25.05.2015 15:00:05] BPA-Keith.Jones: Heard you got a valor on your hands?
[25.05.2015 15:00:12] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: AYE, GET HERE ASAP.
[25.05.2015 15:00:18] BPA-Keith.Jones: I have a bunch of Nova's, I am on my way.
[25.05.2015 15:00:23] Universe: Tag Gallic ship. Strange to see you here...
[25.05.2015 15:00:24] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Brown: You Zoners have exceedingly bloody poor choice in customers!
[25.05.2015 15:00:32] RNS-Alexandira: who said iam a customer
[25.05.2015 15:00:39] RNS-Alexandira: i am here to do buisness with mr here
[25.05.2015 15:00:46] RNS-Alexandira: so i dont blow his toys up
[25.05.2015 15:00:50] Santa.Maria: Customers? I don't think that this Bs want to buy Transport cloak that we have
[25.05.2015 15:01:02] BPA-Keith.Jones: This has to be a bad joke.
[25.05.2015 15:01:10] RNS-Alexandira: well so thats how you were made
[25.05.2015 15:01:12] 2015-05-25 15:01:04 SMT Traffic control alert: Universe has requested to dock
[25.05.2015 15:01:14] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Brown: Aye? And the fact he's lined up with your mooring points is just a coincidence?
[25.05.2015 15:01:23] RNS-Alexandira: that was dominance
[25.05.2015 15:01:31] RNS-Alexandira: see my pointy gun is in my front
[25.05.2015 15:01:39] RNS-Alexandira: its really pointy
[25.05.2015 15:01:56] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Brown: Aye, and you're soon to be seeing how pointy our guns are too...
[25.05.2015 15:02:24] Santa.Maria: We have free access. And that's not really my desision that he can dock Bretonian
[25.05.2015 15:02:27] BPA-Keith.Jones: Gallic war ship, stand down and prepare to be boarded.
[25.05.2015 15:02:29] BAF|Ens.Jade.Roberts.: *Salutes* Bowex and Officer.
[25.05.2015 15:02:38] RNS-Alexandira: okay i wll send my grandma to greet you kay ?
[25.05.2015 15:02:47] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Brown: Zoner, you're harbouring enemies of the bloody state, so don't give me that bollocks!
[25.05.2015 15:02:53] BPA-Keith.Jones: Did I ever mention, I have never boarded a Valor before?
[25.05.2015 15:03:14] RNS-Alexandira: give me a bloody good reason not to blow you up right now
[25.05.2015 15:03:26] Santa.Maria: Well. Then BAF make letter to us and we will close dokcing permission to some sides.
[25.05.2015 15:03:43] BPA-Keith.Jones: Why you shouldn't blow me up? That's funny.
[25.05.2015 15:03:47] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Brown: Well, one, you wouldn't be able to. Second, you'd find your crew choking to death in the void a few minutes later.
[25.05.2015 15:03:48] BPA-Keith.Jones: It really isn't funny guys.
[25.05.2015 15:03:50] RNS-Alexandira: you want to test my patience
[25.05.2015 15:03:50] BAF|Ens.Jade.Roberts.: Ah there is proof that the Royal Navy are using this base as a staging post
[25.05.2015 15:03:52] RNS-Alexandira: alright
[25.05.2015 15:03:59] RNS-Alexandira: opening all turrets to hell
[25.05.2015 15:04:16] BPA-Keith.Jones: Weapons are red hot!
[25.05.2015 15:04:29] RNS-Alexandira: i wonder
[25.05.2015 15:04:30] BAF|Ens.Jade.Roberts.: BPA and Bowex you are clear to open fire
[25.05.2015 15:04:33] BAF|Ens.Jade.Roberts.: If you are fired upon
[25.05.2015 15:04:36] BPA-Keith.Jones: Firing!
[25.05.2015 15:04:37] Bowex)Angry.Badger.1: Keep him pinned. I'll fetch a bomber.

All in your hands now, boss.

Brown
Rapid Response and Reaction Agent
Borderworld Exports

Some say he’s wanted by the LSF and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat.
Transmission End