|U|nioners Central Comms

[Sturmwind]

|U|NIONER ACCESS ONLY

Welcome to the |U|nioners Central Communications Hub

You are here because you were stupid enough to join up with us
Or you somehow hacked our firewall, in which case, you should kill yourself
Before we find you and nail you to the hull of Pacifica.

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Der Schakal, with his signature smile appears on screen. He seems to be more cheerful than usual, he probably just turned some poor merchant into a sofa.

"Welcome to our comms hub, my friend. I requested Esthel to set up this channel so you guys can tell me what you've been doing to expand our enterprise.

You'll transmit here the following:"


He raises his hand and starts counting, pausing after each sentence.

"Patrol Reports.
Raids.
Whom you killed.
Who you stole from.
Who you talked with and made business without killing him.
What you plan to do and need buddies for, I mean, when you plan to blow up a station and dreadnaught because it's in your way, but obviously need more guns to achieve. Or you simply need an escort. Whatever.

I'll make sure I read whatever you guys say. I am very... very curious about the contribution of each of you. If I like what you write, I might even send some sort of reward your way.... if I don't... well."

He shifts his smile into a sadistic grin.

"Your skull will surely make a nice candle holder."

The transmission fades. Start writing.