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[Jeffery Walker]

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From: Jeffery Walker
To: 5th Fleet HC
Subject: Ready for duty

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Recruit Jeffery Walker reporting!
Today at 16:23 SMT I arrived to the battleship Ottawa in the Ontario system to get uniform and the access codes. When I was taken to a hangar I saw a VHF named "Guardian", an advanced version of the Defender, moved onwards from a successful framework to deliver improved performance on the modern battlefield. Its flexibility and resilience made it the prime candidate for front-line Navy squadrons. The best VHF Navy can offer it's pilots. After reading the documentation and study of the spacecraft systems, I commited 10 combat missions in the simulator before being assigned to patrol the surrounding area of the battleship. After we defended transport convoy from Lane Hacker attack and nearest statellite from Junkers salvagery, I was sent to patrol the Cortez->California jumpgates. In 3 hours scanners have detected a big sized vessel, running circles in a sector near our location. We have been sent to investigate this oject. When we came closer to the scanner range - we saw an AI cruiser, slowly moving aroud imaginery spot. Scanners showed nothing but a Cruiser in 20k radius. Judging by it's behavior, there was a malfunction inside the vessel.

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[Patrol protocol]

Protocol #15-06-822

Angsthase: hello officer
Empathy: ::[Contact] <detected>::
Angsthase: Moin, I am the transcendend dadaistic machine angsthase
Angsthase: and i am on a promotion tour for my delivery and trading service
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Greetings.
DRAGONCORPS: Greetings Libertorian ... What are you doing here ?!
Empathy: ???: "Greetings, Officer."
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Heading to Barrier Gate Station. Wan't to buy some upgrades for my ship
Angsthase: yes, house space is quite difficult
Angsthase: i need a permission
DRAGONCORPS: Well ... good luck then ... but be careful there are still many strange people there
DRAGONCORPS: I dont wanna hear about a Libertorian to die in Coronado ..
Angsthase: strange people?
[ERROR #404: FILE NOT FOUNDED]
DRAGONCORPS: Amazing ... but I suppose you dont have to fight very much
Angsthase: i have a backupsystem
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Heading back to motherland. Good luck Colonial... and you toasters too.
DRAGONCORPS: Safe Skies sir!
Empathy: ???: "5th, may I request something?"
[JUMPING TO CORTEZ]
[JUMPING TO CORONADO]
Empathy: ???: "Before that it was either robots, toasters, or - my personal favorite - "high-tech bread burning machine"
DRAGONCORPS: Forgot something sir ?!
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Well, I detect messenge from your ship, toaster. What request?
DRAGONCORPS: "high-tech bread burning machine" ?! I wonder who had this idea ..
Empathy: ???: "Ah, so you still got that. I was actually wanting to ask you, if you could maybe stop the ridicule by calling us toaster"
Angsthase: dont be afraid officer, i do not toast you
Empathy: ???: "Even if we're AI, it gets annoying. And you wouldn't want to be called "chunk of cells" all the time, either, right?"
DRAGONCORPS: If you want a great tea to your toast ... just go to Curacao *laughs*
5th|Jeffery.Walker: I call you toasters because much humans call you toasters. I can call you AI or robots if you want.
Empathy: ???: "I would prefer AI or, at least machine"
Angsthase: machine, please
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Well. Machine.
DRAGONCORPS: Well ... I just call them Libertorians not "chunk of cells" *smiles*
Angsthase: by the way officer walker
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Yes?
Angsthase: can you give me a temporary
Angsthase: trading permission for liberty
Angsthase: i wanna go to tinkers haven in texas
Angsthase: buisiness, you know.
5th|Jeffery.Walker: I don't think that this is good idea. Liberty Navy forces can think that you one from Prime AI who hostile to humans
DRAGONCORPS: Those 2 disconnected from the main server on Prime by the way .
Angsthase: i am a autonomous machine. not connectet to any
Angsthase: organisation or house called prime
Angsthase: i am not even their subcontractor
5th|Jeffery.Walker: I did not think that it is possible
DRAGONCORPS: Huh ... he isnt even from Kappa ?! Amazing ..
Angsthase: from kappa, yes of coure
Empathy: ???: "It is, but It seems, only when the distance is far enough. I was in Liberty, when I disconnected"
Angsthase: but i am a learning machine
DRAGONCORPS: Hmm ... I think if you could give this "machine" a heavy patrol ... it should be okay
Angsthase: oh, that would be nice
Angsthase: i like escorts
Angsthase: i feel much saver than
5th|Jeffery.Walker: You can enter to Liberty. But only under my escort
[JUMPING TO CORTEZ]
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Follow me please
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Follow me machine
Angsthase: yes
5th|Jeffery.Walker: This way
Angsthase: eneter the lane
5th|Jeffery.Walker: *sending jumpgate accsess code*
5th|Jeffery.Walker: *jumpgate is open*
[JUMPING TO CALIFORNIA]
5th|Jeffery.Walker: This way
Angsthase: enetering the lane
Angsthase: enetering the lane
5th|Jeffery.Walker: *sending jumpgate accsess code*
Angsthase: Moin, I am the transcendend dadaistic machine angsthase
Angsthase: and i am on a promotion tour for my delivery and trading service
5th|Jeffery.Walker: *gate is open*
[JUMPING TO NEW-YORK]
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Follow me
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Greetings Colonial pilot
Cpt.Picard: G`day Sir.
5th|Jeffery.Walker: This way AI
Angsthase: Moin, I am the transcendend dadaistic machine angsthase
Cpt.Picard: Whats this ?! ... One of those Drones ?! Fascinating
Angsthase: and i am on a promotion tour for my delivery and trading service
Angsthase: hello captain.
Cpt.Picard: "scanning the AI ship" Amazing information ... its cruiser-class huh
Angsthase: aehm officer walker, can we make a short stop at planet
Angsthase: manhattan? that liberty ale, you know.
5th|Jeffery.Walker: I don't think that it is possible.
Angsthase: please
Cpt.Picard: Where are you heading with this AI Libertorian ?! I could bring some Ale if it wants Ale so badly
Angsthase: oh, that would be great
Cpt.Picard: So .. Where are you going ?!
Angsthase: i need youst 4 of them
5th|Jeffery.Walker: This AI heading to Texas. And I support it.
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Because this one can create some problems.
Angsthase: and maybe some coffee
Cpt.Picard: Copy that ... I will meet you near Houston in this case *smiles*
Angsthase: 4 coffee
Cpt.Picard: Luckily I have access to the Coffee shop *laughs*
Angsthase: 4 coffee
Angsthase: well, shall i eneter the lane?
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Yes.
5th|Jeffery.Walker: *accsess granted*
[JUMPING TO TEXAS]
5th|Jeffery.Walker: This way please
5th|Jeffery.Walker: *accsess granted*
5th|Jeffery.Walker: This way
Angsthase: ok
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Tinker Heaven is nearby to us
5th|Jeffery.Walker: Follow me please
Angsthase: thank you
Angsthase: docking
Traffic control alert: Angsthase has requested to dock

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