Bretonia's Mash Box

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Bretonia's Mash Box

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21/06/21

MP IS SAID TO BE FRAUD!

Lucy Triplebreast, from Planet Cambridge, claims that the MP McBayne is a blatant fraud! Seems everyone agrees! Though Lucy has led the crusade!

The obnoxious mammoth of a woman posted on social media earlier on preaching to Bretonia that she had solved the greatest puzzle in the Human Race's history. The video of Lucy contained a rather disturbing view of, well, nothing. Her enourmous mass blocked out the entire camera, we're still not sure if it's 97 rolls or 96 - we have researchers working on that as you're reading this. But her points still stand! Here's what she said, so inspiring, "We can't let this fraud spread ?#@*&%! about our brave and desirable Fleet Admiral." Whilst some may disagree with her, studies show that 97% of Bretonia would infact stab McBayne for personal pleasure. Never has there been such a hated MP in Bretonian history!

After speaking to a government representative, McBayne has been branded a "tosser" and a "un-patriotic trash pile". We are keeping the representative's name confidential to avoid any shenanigans, not that McBayne cares though! Shenanigans is oozing from every crevice in his body, his ears, nose, mouth and his!.... Wait no this is getting published. Incredibly the MP hasn't been arrested yet but we are definitely expecting some sort of action from the BPA, if not the BAF. We doubt they will allow this to go on un-noticed.

Written by: A satirical maniac


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