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ID: Sturmleiter Max Wittmann
SUBJECT: Promotions

Attention, Unioners!

Rekrut Gunther "Shooting Star" Williams survived long enough to deserve the title of
'Veteran' from this day forward. Williams deserves further compliment since he lost about ten vessels, second only to me, leading the pack with about twenty.

This is how you see your comrade is actually working, people! Congratulations!

In addition, be on a lookout for a Corsair called "OldFlint". Apparently, the Cretard doesn't seem to understand the concept of "diplomacy." Shoot him down and collect his escape pod so he can be tortured properly.

Be careful not to kill any other Corsairs though, no matter how stupid they behave at times, they are our friends.

Finally, here's a picture of the gang from yesterday's raid:

Signed,

Max Wittmann
Sturmleiter
Unioners

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