It's that time again, the rare occasion when Pygmy himself checks applications before having them filtered by Xenos who crashed their Eagles into asteroids while moving 30m/s
**Pygmy drops down into his desk chair rather lazily, flicking through randomly selected applications. He pauses at one, reading it briefly and appears to be trying very hard not to laugh**
"'EY BOYS, GIT IN HERE AN' READ THIS! WE GOTS OURSELVES A KUSARIAN SPY, AN' 'E'S STUPID AS ALL HELL!"
**Four more men run into the shot, reading over Pygmy's shoulder and start laughing hysterically and reading the lines back out loud almost intelligibly due to laughter**
"'Where ya born in Liberty? Yes!' FEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEH"
"'Chong Rong'?! KONNICHIWA FOREIGN TRASH YOU DIE HAI"
**The video feed flickers out before you could see more**