Tales of the Admins

[Jansen]

Jansen was sitting in his office, there were only a few more hours left before he would leave the Sirius sector for a whole week, he already had packed all his things into his tractor shaped space ship, things like coffee, coffee mugs, unhealthy food, a space suit that looked quite similar to what people used for diving back in the old days and equipment that looked just as oldfashined, he also had coffee in there.
He already had checked the ship at least 100 times, when he left the office for a 101st time, he really was cautious when he went on longer trips with this ship, it was leaking oil and loosing air pressure sometimes, so he had to assure that it was going to survive the trip he had planned.

Just when he was about to leave the office to head over to his ship to check it once again, he heard a sound, burried somewhere under the sanction reports of the last week. He decided to check that out, he really didnt like sounds from somewhere under the sanction reports, those were usually voice messages of people complaining about not being allowed to complain, so he grabbed his pitchfork and started to move the huge amount of sanction reports.
To his surprise he did not spot a voice recorder, but a small cat, that made the sound.
"Annoying Moderators, playing tricks on me, making me think that someone complained, making me waste time I dont have. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying..." These were his only words, when he grabbed the cat and threw it out into the endless floors of the temple, it would surely find the way back to the Moderator that placed it in Jansens office.
With the cat-problem dealt with, Jansen checked his Admin-nuclear powered pocked sundial just to realize that he really had to leave now, he looked into his office one last time, seeing the sanction reports lying all over the place and muttered "Some Moderator is going to have to do some cleaning duty". With a slight smirk he ran to his ship, jumped in and started the enignes. He checked the instruments and everything seemed to be in order, he undocked from the temple and activated the tractors teleport function, the instruments flickered and the ship was gone, far away from Sirius.

Jansen was close to his destination, when he heard a sound from the back of his ship, he knew the sound, he left the cockpit and checked the cargo hold, all his coffee was gone and instead of the ingredients for a hot and revitalizing brew, there was the small cat, though, it wasnt as small as just a few hours ago, it seemed to have grown from eating the coffee beans.
Jansen wasnt even angry at the cat, this seemed to be a rather random thing, even for a cat. He picked the cat up and brought it with him into the cockpit, apparently he wouldnt be all alone on his vacation, but he would have to buy coffee for two now.

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