...has been committed in recent days by an unknown perpetrator. I found myself in a rather bamboozled state today - when it became apparent that my hard earned "epaulette" has been stripped from my forum account. What might have contributed to such an act I do not know. However, I call upon the person responsible for this; unveil yourself or better yet (if you fear the unbearable burden of this community's scorn) return my user title to its former glory quietly.
