Liberty's finest

[Zasalamel]

*I take the test and look at it and say: "This is gonna be easy!! hahahar! Har har har! hyuk hyuk hyuk! hee hee hee! alright, i should get to work now"*

1. Do you like donuts?
Donut? What is donut? I only know what a donute is.
2. Do you like coffee?
:PMMMmmm Vanilla Mocha
3. Do you like paperwork?
Non
4. Do you have any flight experience?
Non- I mean kinda, sure, yeah
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
One Million Sirius credits per hour! Hnngh!
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Nah, I dun wanna work at all and I wanna fly a cool ship!
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded
weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Oh, so I won't be flying a cool ship? Aw. And no, I don't have any objections to being tied to a Patriot. Does that mean I'll get to watch football games everysecond of my life? I hope I get Tom Brady.(you won't get that if you're not from the USA or never heard of the New England Patriots) Yay! upgraded ejection seats! :yahoo:
8. Are you disgruntled?
Sorry, my english bad. What [is] disgruntled?
Giggity!
Giggity giggity!

*I hand in the quiz to the fat, retarded man and smacks him across the face with a stapler then does the retard dance, waits a little bit..................... then keeps mashing man to wake up with stapler*

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