Classified Transmission to BPA and LPI

[Vigilia.Procuratio]

Okay, so you've a choice you never thought you'd have to make...

The camper van is crammed full of tea, coffee, crumpets and donuts. It has a top speed of 80mph and regularly causes traffic jams. Sleeping on the job is permitted so long as it does not exceed 50% of a shift.

The Lotus comes with an outright ban on all food and drink even going near it, because the leather seats are worth more than the camper van and its complement of refreshments put together. Included is an automated slicer which protrudes from the steering wheel in the event that it comes into contact with sticky fingers. Its top speed is not known at this time because it regularly gets stuck in the tailbacks caused the camper.

So then, the big question is... WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

Disclaimer: Images stolen from West Midlands Constabulary

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