Liberty's finest

[Reverend Del]

Tom grumbles, it's ab it like the sound from a very small volcano. He stands up, more unfolds, from the table and walks up behind the potential recruit currently beating the Chief. The Chief merely mumbles in his sleep, the fat on his cheek taking the brunt of the damage.

"Assaulting a police officer? Come here!" He grabs the applicant by the scruff of his neck, neatly dispossesing him of both stapler and application in one gesture.

"Nope, just not enough there. Come back tomorrow, and leave the offensive weaponry at home."

Tom walks the failed applicant out of the cop shop, plants his signature kick up the behind and dumps the recruit out into the street. Walking over to the incinerator he throws the stapler in.

"Can't have offensive weaponry in the office." with that he stomps back to the table and gently falls back to sleep.

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.