"Citizens of the People's Republic, for the past several days Sirius has been subjected to severe Ion Storms, according to the Ministry of Truth this Ion Storm has caused damage to both the Sirian Neural Net and Gallia's version of the Neural Net, files may be lost due to this occurrence but the Ministry of Truth wishes to reassure Citizens of the People's Republic that this outage is temporary and that the Coalition Neural Net has returned to service after the outage.
The Ion Storms according to Mykolaiv Research Station's Deep Space Analysis Team will abate soon which will make it safe for space-faring travel once again, however they wish to remind all citizens to subject themselves to the Ministry of Health to ensure no long-lasting effects from possible radiation due to the Ion Storms. Should citizens start feeling nausea or severe weakness they are highly recommended to commence the JiangXi Radiation Protocal and administer temporary treatments from your Coalition Issue First-Aid Kit assigned by the Ministry of Plenty."
"This is Johann Grüne bringing you the Truth at VNA"
