Sirius-wide advertisement by \se|

[Very sirius exports]

*A hologram of a long-haired blonde caucasian man in his thirties, wearing a very fake smile and an expensive black pinstripe suit appears and immediately begins to speak*

"Greetings and salutations, denizens of Sirius! We are glad to inform you all that, after a hiatus and a thorough firm restructure, Very sirius exports is once more glad to be at your service, yet this time as a prime catering service, for all your hedonistic wants and desires! Yes, we deliver only the finest of goods to your doorstep, and you won't find lower delivery fees anywhere in Sirius! So give us a ring through our personal channel and let us ensure your party is long talked about."

*The man remains silent for a moment, then clears his throat and continues in a disturbingly quick and cold voice*

"Disclaimer: Legality clause signing required. Payment form non-negotiable. The advertisement is only a display of the product, not the product itself."

*The man offers an eerie smile for a second before the advertisement terminates*

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Nothing personal. It's all just good business.