Kelsey Norton - The Malarkey of the Goddess

[Exodus]

Vol. I - The Memoire of the Priestess -

It was Reynard, the chosen derelict of the Goddess who entered the realm of the all-non existent spirits. It was a cheap miracle he survived, while the other visitors of the forsaken place died. If facing some droll looking spirits wouldn't be enough, which were closer to a pleasing device or an actual flying flask, than a living organism, the guardians of this bloody cult were also watching trespassers with huge cannons, fountains loaded up with the source of the after-life. Kelsey served this crazy man, day by day, risking her own life.

Her first days on the Leonardo, the mighty vessel, carrying the discordian popes was a great memory. She have heard about the crazy folks of the edge worlds before, but meeting them, watching them from a safe distance still gave goosebumps on her back. An old folk, giving seeds as a gift, talking about Mao's buttons with a brutal accent. Then a guy, who cannot focus well, and couldn't aim in the toilet probably. She laughed. Meeting two strange woman, a guy with the name of the messenger of the sea. Strange times indeed. The doctor and the old professor were the rejuvenating essence for Kelsey's sore eyes. And finally the reporter arrived as well. At the first sight he seemed to be normal, but that was her biggest mistake.

Serving them, looking out for their wishes were not Kelsey's best days in the universe, but she had a decent quarter and a less deranged captain. She was holding unto her common sense and judgment, but within a month or so, even her "trained" brain started to decay. Leaving in the presence of the goddess, in the presence of the popehood. Baffin seemed to be a whole different place in Sirius, with it's unique landscape and atmosphere.

Kelsey's life was shaped by the followers of Eris. Day by day, she felt more uncomfortable in her quarters, or on duty, cleaning the dishes at the kitchen. She had a different vision, a different goal which were off the grid with the popes appearing in his close vicinity. Standing on Shasta Orbital Skyhook's deck was a major change. Being the appointed Goldentounge, even greater. She begun with cleaning the dishes, wiping the floor and cleaning the quarters and ended up being a bit sane, just a bit, and helping the once unknown, crazy people's daily life.

The disappearance of Reynard was quite a shock, leaving all his belongings behind, with Kelsey being the last person to get the goods of the pope. She wasn't prepared to handle a few ships, to give orders and follow the daily actions around her. Eris plans were not the ones she wanted, but the ones she deserved. Being humble, loyal to her captain and a great asset in the crew of the Leonardo and Mendacium, Kelsey earned the right to take a grab in the partybus of the crazy goddess.

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