Address:
Hab Estate 1-A, Suite 3A-LX
Planet Manhattan, New York System
Nationality:
Libertonian
Qualifications (Educational):
BS Human Biology, University of Manhattan
BS Human Psychology, University of Manhattan
PhD Behavioral Marketing, University of Manhattan
Relevant Experience:
Extensive experience with consumer medical and cosmetic treatments along the entire product pipeline.
Publications:
"Selling Health In Limited Legality: The S.H.I.L.L. Method."
"Big Transport, Small Cargo: Capitalizing on the insecurities of space pilots."
"A Syndrome for Every Sector: Making a market for your product."
"At Face Value: How AtrociGone Testing vindicated MutaChem Labs amidst the 'face-melting cream' hoax."
(All works are available at Sirius Financial Times Press)
Employment History:
Research and Development, MutaChem Laboratories
Market Researcher, MutaChem Laboratories
Public Relations, AtrociGone Testing Services
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
My skills and experience allow me to leverage a unique blend of interdisciplinary education and hands-on business practice to simultaneously research, synthesize, and market only the most profitable, in-demand products to critical consumer bases. In fact, I have a product sample and corresponding pitch prepared for your perusal, should I be accepted.
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
No.
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
Yes. However, the accusations were later withdrawn. This was in no way related to an injury suffered by the plaintiff, allegedly due to the use of a cosmetic cream. The product was later deemed absolutely safe and the plaintiff was found to be wholly incredible. I subsequently sued for defamation and was awarded for damages.
Additionally...
I have produced a Haiku that doubles as a corporate mission statement:
Our One Driving Goal
Synthesizing Salvation
Across Sirius