New LPI policy

[Zapp]

Here's the Detective's Test. Don't respond yet, as I'm gonna make a seperate thread, but it's here for review, and you can pre-plan your answers.

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Below is the Detective’s Test for the LPI. On passing, you will be granted the right to become a Detective, and join the ranks of the most serious and kick-ass cops in Sirius (no pun intended). Please keep in mind that while humor is appreciated, what would pass with flying colors on the regular LPI exam will fail you miserably here (and vice versa!).

Name: _____________________________

Detective’s Examination

Multiple Choice: Please choose the best response.

1. The following are contraband except…
A. Cardamine
B. Light Arms
C. Artifacts
D. Counterfeit Software

2. LPI are…
A. Never allowed into Zone 21
B. Able to enter Zone 21 if chasing a fugitive/suspect
C. Able to enter Zone 21 if given permission from the LSF Director or SA fleet admirals
D. Always allowed into Zone 21

3. The following are considered “Violent Crimes” except… (hint: check the Penal Code)
A. Kidnapping
B. Murder
C. Piracy
D. Battery

4. In the course of a murder investigation, the first thing you do is…
A. Interview the witnesses
B. Review the ME’s (medical examiner) results on the autopsy
C. Search the scene of the crime for clues
D. Wait for the forensics to come in

5. How many LPI flatfoots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One
B. However many it takes to realize the lightbulb is not a donut
C. Nobody knows – the janitor always screws it in
D. If they could lift up their arms, it would be one

Short Response – fill in the blanks, do not go over three lines

6. Why do you want to be a detective?

7. What is your opinion of the regular LPI officers?

8. What is your preferred sidearm? (note: this will not affect what you are given)

9. List the methods of interrogation you know.

10. If LPI policy hinders an investigation, what will you do?

Almost done. Now, write a short paragraph or two about yourself – not your memoirs, but a short outline of your life, and any characteristics you wish to divulge.

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