Liberty's finest

[Exile]

"...A test? A test?! Its just a summer job and their having me take a test?! Right... Bluegh! There's... Donut jelly all over this pen!"

1. Do you like donuts?
Just plain, glazed, chocolate, blueberry, and cream-filled.

2. Do you like coffee?
Just smell my breath!

3. Do you like paperwork?
Paper that works?! Wow! When did that happen?

4. Do you have any flight experience?
Well, i used to jump offa the roof of my house, and try to fly..

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
More than the previous one anyway. They paid me in turtles...

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
From 19:00 to 21:00. The times that i'm awake.

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Ejection seats? Its not like we're gonna need those... Right..?

8. Are you disgruntled?
Just abit.. Mainly because of that fat guy falling asleep on the floor and drooling all over my shoes..

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