Liberty's finest

[Turkish]

A young, handsome man walks into the room. His hair sways in the soft breeze of the circulated air and his teeth glint with a fine precision seen only in holovids.

"Good afternoon" The young man says, with an accent so soft and delicate it would melt any girls heart.

"I'm here to take the basic operations test for the LPI." He says, in an equally orgasmic way.

A rather plump, balding, sweating, ...eating man looks up.

"Hrrr, you want to join the LPI? Son you look like you have prospects in life...."

The boy looks up, his hair shimmering and his jaw grinning.

"Well yes, I do have prospects in life. But I've always wanted to stand out, so the LPI seemed like a good bet."

The rather large man looked disgruntled, and somewhat offended.

"Fill out that paper, place it in the tube to your right. Expect a response in six to eight weeks."

The LPI officer returned to his Kusari instant noodles and half finished glazed rings.

The boy walked across the room, took a seat at the desk and began to fill out the exam with what he only hoped was a pencil. The smell was confusing to say the least.

1. Do you like donuts? "Well, yes I am fond of the odd donut."

2. Do you like coffee? "A fine roasted coffee, yes I do enjoy it."

3. Do you like paperwork? "I'm more of a looks good person, rather than a files the papers person."

4. Do you have any flight experience? "Yes, I am very well versed in piloting a wide range of civilian craft. As well as parking them with companions in tow."

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this? "I actually don't know what to expect, but it can't be any worse than lav attendant at Newark."

6. What hours do you expect/can you work? "On record, or off?"

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do? "I don't expect to be targeted much, no one has been able to bring themselves to strike this face yet."

8. Are you disgruntled? " Not really, but I can make a really authentic meanie face."

With a certain persuasive stride the young man walks over to the deposit tube and places his application into it. With an equally compelling movement he turns his head and speaks to the officer once more.

"So, do you have any uniforms without elastics waists?"

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