Peg Leg Johnny and Crew..

[timmychen]

It's been a long week for Johnny..

Two million credits in repairs, Eight million credits in ship replacement, Three million credits in gun replacements.. Johnny was near broke.

With his recently repaired Bhargest Pirate Bomber, he was thinking of plans. Bigger plans. The pirating business wasn't going so well lately, especially with the house police on his tail wherever he went. He needed cash for a new ship, and quickly too - he was running out of rum.

So that night, Johnny barged into the bar of Buffalo Base and shouted, "Who be wantin' te join a crew 'ere?" He got no response from the rum-heavy pirates who just glanced at him with half-open eyes and wide-open mouths. "Oi! I said.. who be wantin' te join a fine crew with a fine ship?" Still no response. As he was one of them, Johnny knew exactly what to do. "Oi! FREE RUM!" The result was instantaneous. All the pirates climbed onto their tables, and with a single leap, projected themselves towards Johnny. Johnny, cripped as it was, could not evade them, and crumpled under the mob. Bottles were smashed, the blood was flying, and for some reason, one of the pirates took off all his clothes. After a long and weary battle, Johnny was able to shout over the commotion: "Look, ye want yer rum or not?!"

The mob stopped, and the bartender was there to beat them away with a broom. He told them to get out, and surprisingly, everyone did. They were all still looking around, dazed and confused. Johnny took advantage of the situation and yelled to everyone, "Be ye all lone pirates?" Most of them nodded. "Arr, well, come with me anyways! We be makin' a contract! With rum! Come to me ship!" The lumbering slobs followed after the hobbling pirate, and got on his Bhargest.

ADDED: //Oh gah, I posted it in bios.. if an admin/moderator sees this, could you please move it to "stories"? Writing these things at 2:00 AM does things with your mind.