BEAUTIFUL KING RHEINLAND WITH HIS HOUNDS SAMSON AND PEPSI
TODAY IS A GREAT VICTORY FOR THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF RHEINLAND.
THROUGH CLEVER MANIPULATION OF AN OUTCAST DREADNAUGHT; MND AGENTS WERE ABLE TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF A STATION VITAL TO THE FORWARD OFFENSIVE OF THE LIBERTY NAVY.
UNFORTUNATELY CIVILIAN LOSS OF LIFE WAS AT A MAXIMUM DUE TO LIBERTY FORCES SWIFTLY TERMINATING ALL REMAINING SURVIVORS IN ORDER TO PREVENT DISSENT AMONGST THE POPULATION.