oh wow look it's a player complaining about how it was better in the past
featuring cliches such as "back in my day" and "things have gone downhill since i last played"
bonus phrase "you young'uns don't know how easy you have it" available for 20 credits
whoever could've anticipated such an unexpected occurance from generic gramps #58264
I'm afraid you're not the first in a long line of people sharing the rose-tinted glasses. Take your ticket, settle down and join the queue in an orderly fashion.