Peg Leg Johnny and Crew..

[timmychen]

Aboard the Bhargest, the drunken pirates had no trouble finding Johnny's secret rum stash. Within minutes, they were all drinking again, happy as ever, while Johnny sat in his cabin, writing furiously. A few minutes later, he came out with his "contract." It read as follows:

Aye, by signin this dokument, I heerbye agree to join Captn Peg Leg Johnny's crew, and aye, agree to the folowing terms:
1. I forfait all me credits to the Captn
2. I forfait me ship to the Captn
3. Me pay be in rum and rum only
4. I forfait me <strike>rum</strike> freedom to the Captn

Sine heer:
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"Right, lads, if ye be wantin' an easy way fer free rum, make a line 'ere and sign me sheet!" Naturally, they all came over and one by one, scribbled their name on the contact. Johnny was grinning, apparently pleased with himself. He glanced a look at the contract, and saw the most interesting names he's ever laid his eyes on:

-Billy "BlueBeard" Bumsen
-Jimmy "Scalawag" Johnson
-George "Numbnut" Orkin
-Johnny "Ogre" Depp
-Jake "Blanco" Powell
-Paul "Poop Deck" Erikson

He liked their nicknames.

Johnny then told them to go raid the bar, seeing as how his ship's hold was empty. He headed back into the cabin, sent a copy of the contract to the Manhattan Bank, and demanded all their credits be transferred to his account. Rubbing his hands with glee, he expected his credit balance to skyrocket..