Peg Leg Johnny and Crew..

[timmychen]

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Current Balance: 1,691,302
Transfer? >[YES]< [NO]
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-Transferring-
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-Transfer complete-

Current Balace: 5,182,511

Johnny couldn't believe his eyes. Out of the six pirates he had just robbed, all their credits amounted to four and a half million credits? It was unbelievable. Either someone robbed them first, or they're the worst pirates in the world.

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Ship Value: Names:
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-Names:
-B. Bumsen
-J. Johnson
-G. Orkin
-J. Depp
-J. Powell
-P. Erikson
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Total value: 7,184,211
-Login? [Single] >[All]<
Enter password: [***********]
Authenticated
-Scrap? >[Yes]< [No]
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-Recalculation complete-
Current Balance: 12,366,722

Johnny leaned back and sighed, wishing that he could get more. More than that, though, he was wishing for rum. He left his ship and headed back to the bar. Not surprisingly, the drunken pirates were off laughing with each other, getting into fights, and downing rum all at the same time. Johnny admired their multitasking skills, although he doubted their piloting skills.. but who was he to complain? After all, he was one of them!

"Oi! All o'ye laddies! Git over here!"

"Y'hear me?!"

"LOOK, I JUST ROBBED ALL O'YE OF YER CREDITS AN' YER SHIPS!"

The room went dead quiet. Slowly, the pirates stood up. They walked in front of Johnny, forming a giant wall of blubber. Johnny detached his peg leg and held it up like a sword.

"Not too close! Ye come any closer, ye be a dead pirate! Ye know, there be no rum in heaven or in hell! Now get on me ship!"

He herded them onto the ship. No one spoke a word. The bartender just stood there looking amused.

Maybe he was just glad his rum supply was saved.