From: Senior Lieutenant Mehmed Selim, CPW Matochkin
Today's blanket patrol of New Moscow has turned up some interesting characters. A Hessian cruiser, apparently scouting for trade routes. Strange sight coming from our Triumvirate allies. I was joined by some more colorful elements of the Coalition security forces in escorting this one out of our space.
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] Initialising CoalitionOS v.88
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] Options:
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] -logchat on
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] -logtime on
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] -localtime off
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] -logappend off
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] -showinfocards off
[23.04.2016 13:04:23] GUNCAM set.
[23.04.2016 13:04:24] Comms Logging Started
[23.04.2016 13:07:43] /stuck
[23.04.2016 13:07:43] Attention! Stand clear. Towing SCRA|CPW-Matochkin
[23.04.2016 13:07:47] /stuck
[23.04.2016 13:07:47] Attention! Stand clear. Towing SCRA|CPW-Matochkin
[23.04.2016 13:12:00] 2016-04-23 13:13:23 SMT Traffic control alert: SCRA|CPW-Matochkin has requested to dock
[23.04.2016 13:16:48] Attention! Stand clear. Towing RHWS-Lautawerk
[23.04.2016 13:17:01] Attention! Stand clear. Towing RHWS-Lautawerk
[23.04.2016 13:18:36] Red.Witcher: 'Lo.
[23.04.2016 13:18:41] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Yep.
[23.04.2016 13:18:58] Red.Witcher: Got a loc on the Hessian?
[23.04.2016 13:19:13] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: He's headed for Mykolaiv by the looks of it
[23.04.2016 13:19:16] 2016-04-23 13:20:39 SMT Traffic control alert: RHWS-Lautawerk has requested to dock
[23.04.2016 13:22:00] Red.Witcher: Hi there.
[23.04.2016 13:22:03] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Red Hessian cruiser.
[23.04.2016 13:22:15] RHWS-Lautawerk: greeting pilots
[23.04.2016 13:22:29] Red.Witcher: Halt your vessel. Or i will halt you.
[23.04.2016 13:23:02] Red.Witcher: Your show.
[23.04.2016 13:23:02] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Might I inquire as to the purpose of your visit?
[23.04.2016 13:23:39] RHWS-Lautawerk: i explore this system for trading routes
[23.04.2016 13:24:15] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: I doubt a fully armed and capable warship is an optimal vessel for trading, Hessian.
[23.04.2016 13:25:00] RHWS-Lautawerk: i the scout not the trader
[23.04.2016 13:25:18] Red.Witcher: Big scout.
[23.04.2016 13:25:22] Red.Witcher: Biiiiiig.
[23.04.2016 13:25:29] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: That makes a bit more sense, but why scout in a capital-class vessel?
[23.04.2016 13:25:52] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Is it really too dangerous otherwise, or are you making some sort of statement?
[23.04.2016 13:25:55] RHWS-Lautawerk: this is a unfrendly time, safe is safe
[23.04.2016 13:26:38] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: I can respect that, even though it does make us somewhat wary.
[23.04.2016 13:27:24] RHWS-Lautawerk: my route is omega 5 we leave this system
[23.04.2016 13:27:31] Red.Witcher: *Starts to make a weapons check. The sound of the power core powering up fills the cockpit*
[23.04.2016 13:27:56] Red.Witcher: He could be a spy.
[23.04.2016 13:28:00] Red.Witcher: Muahahahahaha
[23.04.2016 13:28:21] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Awfully big ship to spy with.
[23.04.2016 13:28:37] Red.Witcher: Better, because it does not make any sense.
[23.04.2016 13:28:58] Red.Witcher: It would be the way i would do it, comrade.
[23.04.2016 13:29:03] Red.Witcher: *Grins*
[23.04.2016 13:29:32] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: hmm.
[23.04.2016 13:29:39] Red.Witcher: I am kidding ofc.
[23.04.2016 13:29:50] Red.Witcher: Obviously it's a lolwut.
[23.04.2016 13:29:56] Red.Witcher: Let's escort him out?
[23.04.2016 13:29:58] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: one, cruiser would probably rekt us
[23.04.2016 13:30:06] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: two, yea i think his RP is just a little bit bad
[23.04.2016 13:30:42] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Hold it right there.
[23.04.2016 13:30:43] Red.Witcher: Where are you going, bub?
[23.04.2016 13:31:20] Red.Witcher: He is not complying.
[23.04.2016 13:31:28] Red.Witcher: Want to call for more boomsticks?
[23.04.2016 13:31:40] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Do so...
[23.04.2016 13:31:43] Red.Witcher: Aye.
[23.04.2016 13:32:00] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: .. meanwhile, you, Hessian, should probably cut your engines and show some courtesy.
[23.04.2016 13:32:20] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: he's holding position again
[23.04.2016 13:32:28] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: we want to give him a chance?
[23.04.2016 13:32:33] Red.Witcher: Of course.
[23.04.2016 13:32:48] Red.Witcher: And meanwhile put a little awe in his eyes.
[23.04.2016 13:32:55] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Now, if you will be a fine and sensible man, we will gladly escort you to Omega-5.
[23.04.2016 13:33:12] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: If you go running off on your own, we will not hesitate to remind you.
[23.04.2016 13:33:17] Red.Witcher: Support called and t'is incomin'.
[23.04.2016 13:33:19] RHWS-Lautawerk: ok set waypoint to omega 5
[23.04.2016 13:33:35] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Come.
[23.04.2016 13:33:43] Red.Witcher: On yer six.
[23.04.2016 13:33:43] SCRA|Pyl'nist': Pimakhova: "Vitayu Comrades."
[23.04.2016 13:33:50] SCRA|CPW-Balalaika: Still in coro comrades.
[23.04.2016 13:33:52] Red.Witcher: Silver: Yo.
[23.04.2016 13:33:54] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Privyet, Comrade.
[23.04.2016 13:34:24] SCRA|CPW-Balalaika: Honestly why use my name when I got by Balalaika anyways?
[23.04.2016 13:34:36] Red.Witcher: We're escorting twidlle li deee back to O-5 at the moment.
[23.04.2016 13:34:52] Red.Witcher: He was sensitive enough.
[23.04.2016 13:34:57] Red.Witcher: Pitty.
[23.04.2016 13:35:04] Red.Witcher: Could use the practice.
[23.04.2016 13:35:22] RHWS-Lautawerk: prepare to dock white jump hole
[23.04.2016 13:35:26] SCRA|Pyl'nist': Pima: "Did you extract what information you could out of the Hessian Captain?"
[23.04.2016 13:35:48] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: The commanding officer of this.. cruiser, seems somewhat unstable.
[23.04.2016 13:35:52] Red.Witcher: Claims he's scoutin' for trade routes.
[23.04.2016 13:35:56] Red.Witcher: In a cruiser.
[23.04.2016 13:35:58] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: He's scouting for routes of trade... yes
[23.04.2016 13:36:17] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: He's just jumped to 5. Shall we tail him?
[23.04.2016 13:36:21] Red.Witcher: Well back to rehab with my arse.
[23.04.2016 13:36:24] Red.Witcher: Can't.
[23.04.2016 13:36:28] Red.Witcher: I'm forbidden.
[23.04.2016 13:36:40] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Alright, head on back then.
[23.04.2016 13:36:42] Red.Witcher: Until orders from Warner comes, i can't leave [NEW MOSCOW].
[23.04.2016 13:36:43] SCRA|CPW-Balalaika: Witcher, isn't your rehab just vodka and sleep though?
[23.04.2016 13:37:07] Red.Witcher: Vodka and killing people. The exercise does me good.
[23.04.2016 13:37:14] Red.Witcher: Don't need the sleep.
[23.04.2016 13:37:20] Red.Witcher: Already slept all i needed.
[23.04.2016 13:37:28] SCRA|CPW-Balalaika: Ah... Well... That sleep part we can agree on.
[23.04.2016 13:37:33] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: Well, he's out of New Moscow, we're all clear here.
[23.04.2016 13:37:48] Red.Witcher: Well, dockin'.
[23.04.2016 13:37:56] Red.Witcher: Call me if ye need somethin' dead.
[23.04.2016 13:38:06] Red.Witcher: Kisses and vodka.
[23.04.2016 13:38:19] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: I will file this incident report once I return to base; I will be some time dealing with that.
[23.04.2016 13:38:50] 2016-04-23 13:40:13 SMT Traffic control alert: SCRA|CPW-Matochkin has requested to dock
[23.04.2016 13:39:07] SCRA|CPW-Balalaika: I'll head back home then Comrades. Sitting on barrier gate makes me need a shower to wash off the dissidents stench...
[23.04.2016 13:39:27] SCRA|Pyl'nist': Pimakhova: "Farewell for now then Comrades."
[23.04.2016 13:39:52] SCRA|CPW-Balalaika: Farewell Comrade!
[23.04.2016 13:40:16] SCRA|CPW-Matochkin: Selim: *heads off from the controls to go file report*
[23.04.2016 13:40:24] System Shutdown
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