"Good morning I am Johann Grüne reporting from Planet Volgograd.
"The fighting continues in Omicron Delta with the Revolutionary Army alongside those allied with the Zoner Cause holding the terrorist forces of The Core at bay. Earlier today a battle between Revolutionary Army personnel and Core Terrorists turned bloody with the Revolutionary Army shooting down a multitude of enemy vessels while taking mild losses. The Kaliningrad's fleet was forced however to pull back from the battlefield due to a large amount of hostile reinforcements seeking to destroy the battlegroup.
Revolutionary Army veteran Nikita Tabakov had this brief comment about the Core and it's efforts to commit genocide against the local Zoner population. "
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"The Core are murdering scum, that much is undisputed. However no matter how big they talk they will still succumb to us at the end of it all. I look forward to drinking a bottle of Vodka on their beloved planet as we burn these criminals out of their fox holes."
"In other news Premier Warner having recently evaded sure death by a poorly placed box in a stairwell within the Kremlin is reported to be alive, smiling and continuing to advance the agenda of both the Coalition People and the State Duma. The Box in question was of obvious Core make and very cheaply made, it was cut down to small pieces by the Revolutionary Army who donated what was left to the Ministry of Plenty who have recycled the materials for the Coalition's use."
"This is Johann Grüne bringing you the Truth at VNA"
