Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

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ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT TO XENO ALLIANCE COMM CHANNELS

FAILED.

RETRY(1)...
RETRY(2)...
RETRY(3)...

ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT HAVE FAILED.

SEND LETTER INSTEAD.

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Sirius Postal Service Notice:
This letter has arrived several months
late because of failure to place a stamp
on the cover. Please note for future
reference that bumper stickers are not
an acceptable substitute for stamps.
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Dear Fellow Dudes of the XA,

Dudes!

I've been released from Huntsville on the grounds that I was too excellent for my stay there. The food was pretty gnarly, though the Corsairs threatened me about camisas all the time. I figured it was probably their word for "dude." Anyways, I'm outta Huntsville, and found my Eggo where I last left it on Connecticut. Saw a few dudes tampering with it in a very un-dudely manner, so I told them, "Leggo of my Eggo!"

After the scrambled away, I found that they dismantled all my equipment, replacing my guns with wakeboards and my shield with tin of board wax. Totally not cool. I mean, cmon, wakeboards??

Anyways, got my ship ready. It's still on New Haven, but I'm like totally staying in it to prevent further damage.

Chillaxin,
Dick "Krait" Moreau


PS
- Why are our guns named after bugs?

PPS
- No offense intended in the last PS. Bugs are gnarly too.

PPPS
- Seriously.

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?