Peg Leg Johnny and Crew..

[timmychen]

Johnny's crew came back the next day, looking just as poor and rum-thirsty as when they first started.

"Alright, mateys! Gimme a report!"

As the pirates described their experiences, Johnny's face because darker and darker. They were maced, beat up, pissed on, attacked by old ladies with handbags, and worst of all, sat on by the LPI. Scalawag was brave (and stupid) enough to try to steal some donuts from the local LPI-filled Sunbucks. He wears an eyepatch now.

In total.. two hundred forty seven and a half credits.

Johnny couldn't believe the incompetency of his mates.

"Arrgh! Now that we know ye be bad at beggin'.. we gonna begin sumthin' I like to call 'Operation Drunken Barrel'... it be our plan t'get our ship! Scalawag, Ogre, ye two hop on a starflea and pirate 'em traders. Make 'em fear you! Numbnut, Blanco, do some legal tradin.. in a Rhino. We don' care 'bout the money ye earn here, but see if ye can meet some top-o'-da-class businessmen, aye? Bluebeard, Poopy, I be needin' ye two to train Mittens here - aye, we be havin' a new member t'our family. Ye need to teach him how to say:

'Polly want credit?'
'Polly want cargo?'
'Arr!'
'Cut yer engines!'

And o'er things ye may think of.. ye know, phrases ye use when piratin'.

Right, lads? Get t'work!"