The Couch Stain

[Shentheman]

One day in an liberty sector on some planet Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing was summoned by an entity far more powerful then him and ordered to check on a stationary vehicle Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing went on his way to do what he needs to do so he can go back home to watch his favorite show Sailor moon.The weather was snowy and cold.It was....Shit, so Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing wanted to deal with it quickly.

*Some time later*

Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing reached the stationary vehicle and noticed there was a person inside thou unaware of his presence.Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing knocked on the window instantly alerting the person inside the vehicle.That person seeing the strange figure not knowing who the person outside is started a panic and jerked his gearshift in to "drive" and stepped on the gas.The vehicle's speedometer showing 20,then 30,then 40, then finally 50 Mph and yet still standing in place,the vehicle was stuck in snow and Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing since he had a sense of humor started running in place next to the "speeding" yet stationary vehicle.The driver was totally freaked the fuck out thinking Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing was keeping up with him.That lasted for 30 seconds until Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing
got bored and yelled "Pull over" the driver gave up stopped "driving" and got out of the car and then Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing killed him and went home.

*The End*
*join us again next time when Couch Potato Jim The God of Doing Nothing gets lonely and goes out to find company*
*were u expecting something funny at the end?* *lol no*
#rekt

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