The Bear's Cave - Sedona Station, Baffin (Formerly Freeport 14, Yukon)

[Dancing Bears]

Lev looked around, barked out a couple of orders at two of the robots that were moving the furniture around and went back into the small office behind the bar. Everything was coming along well. He was all set to open, the robots were finishing putting everything in place and he has unpacked all the essentials. The bar was ready, the kitchen was ready, and the smokeshop was ready. He was ready. He sat down, threw his feet up on the desk and lit a joint.

"Dis one's fer you Old Man, who woodah ever fought I'd end up on a Tazzy station, but here I am, ya must be having a good laugh wherevah ya are."

Lev finished his joint and walked out into the bar. The robots had finished, all the furniture was in place. The scanning security doors were all set up, and the weapons locker outside was secured. Looked like things were just about ready. "One last thing" Lev thought to himself. He reached behind the bar and picked up the large board with the house rules on it.

House Rules:
1. Don't piss on the neighbors, don't piss off the neighbors.
2. Don't Die, if you do, we will throw you out in the corridor and call the cops and say "Hey, there is some guy in the corridor, I think he's dead... and no one wants that, so Don't Die.
3. No weapons. Don't even try, We have, By far, the most advanced scanning technology in SIruis monitoring the entrance to this place. You will be stopped, we will be annoyed, we may even piss in your drink. Just don't do it, leave your weapons, guns, knives, needles, pins, whatever else you got, just leave it in the lockers, everyone has a better time that way.
4. No, we don't make a Cretian punch the way that one bartender you liked on Cadiz makes it. We make it better, trust me, don't tell us how to do our job, we don't tell you how to do yours... We know what we are doing, you will enjoy your drinks, you will enjoy your food, you will enjoy your time. Let us do what we do best, take care of you.

Lev put the sign up on the door, swung it open wide, walked back behind the bar, got a nice lean on, lit a pipe and relaxed.