To : 'SirLagsalot'

[sirlagsalot]

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SUBJECT: After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.

Good evening, noble housewife. She did not call more Naval Forces officers of Your acquaintance on my head right away, You know. Thus, I would not call it harrassment. By my terms, it all went pretty smooth. Glad to see that You still have one black-and-white nose, two black-and-white eyes, some black-and-white eyelashes, two black-and-white eyebrows and some hair that barely fit inside the wide color screen of my PDA. Well, at least everything is very detailed here, so i have stuff to stare at.

Somehow, i am now full of questions. I doubt, however, that You will have enough patience to listen to all of those. Let's stick with most important ones. Is it by any chance Your Marauder? Is it full of personal belongings or anything of my interest? Is the Marauder in question lost in some specific place in Chugoku - or is it spread all over the Chugoku system in an even layer? Will i be doing that job alone? Will Blood Dragons try to eat my face? Why does it have to be New Tokyo? Will my reward cake be a lie, like every time before? How was your weekend?

Knowing You, most probably everything past the "noble housewife" trigger was skipped. So, just in case you are at this line: i would be glad to discuss things further.

Yours completely.
J.S.

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