Hillbilly

[Stoat]

Yup, definitly a problem. Ah wuz there agin t'other day an cleanin area roun' the hole ter New York an agin sum hotshot inner sum fat bird uva bomber starts ter git lippy wi' meh. So ah shoots at im an e shoots at meh an then two more joins in, if not three, an ah's'a gettin well shot up so ah has ter skidaddle, droppin a load er zeeners ah wuz gunna seel on Rochester. Ah reckin ah coulda handl't two o'em. Mebbee. Heck, they's gunna be madder'n a hornets nest if'n ah shows up agin too soon! Aww, ter hell wi' em awl. Darn zeeners shud awl be locked back up in'n yers askin meh. Sod 'em, ah's'll no be intimidated. We needs free access in ter Colorado an' they's skrewin that. Ah aint gunna stop shootin zeeners any time soon................

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