Crayter Military Reporting Facility

[Shaggy]

Encryption: Unbreakable
ID: Captain Camilia Wallace
Callsign: CR|-MV-Asclepius
Location: Planet Manhattan, New York
Subject: Medical Movement

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Hello there,

Just informing you on one of our Warrant Officers saving 3800 Refugees from Rheinland earlier this evening. The trip was rather quiet until we reached New York, when we were stopped half way down the lanes between Norfolk Shipyard and Texas Jump gate. It seemed they were not looking for much trouble luckily. But it seemed all they were after was a laugh and a joke. So all they wanted was a joke. I must say I am very bad with these things but Warrant Officer Umeda did really well, she came out with a joke that shocked all of us. I will upload audio logs in a moment. But first I must upload Identification scans. All 3800 passengers were safe and alive.

NR-Good.For.Nothing
star01

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Audio Logs

[29.05.2016 00:15:52] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: My my, what do we have here?
[29.05.2016 00:16:03] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:Well hello there.
[29.05.2016 00:16:07] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Cut the engines, lets have a talk
[29.05.2016 00:16:08] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: A disrupted tradeline I'd say
[29.05.2016 00:16:11] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:We are not moving.
[29.05.2016 00:16:28] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Ah your helping people....well isn't that nice
[29.05.2016 00:16:43] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:It is our job.
[29.05.2016 00:16:49] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:We are a Medical Vessel.
[29.05.2016 00:16:54] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Sadly though there is a minor fee to pass this road, you have to tell me a joke
[29.05.2016 00:16:56] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:This is Doctor Umeda.
[29.05.2016 00:16:57] star01: hi!
[29.05.2016 00:17:07] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Heyo Star01
[29.05.2016 00:17:07] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: Kon'nichiwa
[29.05.2016 00:17:08] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:A joke? Oh erm.
[29.05.2016 00:17:27] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Yes, I want a joke! and it had better be funny!
[29.05.2016 00:17:30] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:I honestly have no jokes. Doctor?
[29.05.2016 00:17:34] star01: i know a joke!
[29.05.2016 00:17:38] CR|-MV-Asclepius: We got a Rogue Barghest too
[29.05.2016 00:18:06] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: You two don't know any jokes at all? not even a wittle knock knock joke?
[29.05.2016 00:18:07] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: Well... I know one. But it should be censored...
[29.05.2016 00:18:16] star01: do it!
[29.05.2016 00:18:20] star01: Tell the joke.
[29.05.2016 00:18:48] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: Don't blame me afterwards. I got it from a drunken Zoner some years ago...
[29.05.2016 00:18:58] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: I'm waiting
[29.05.2016 00:19:24] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Between Texas and Norfolk
[29.05.2016 00:19:47] star01: i know joke if dr does not!
[29.05.2016 00:19:48] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: A mother decided to tell her teenager daughter about how sex works. She says: "You know dear, where the sperm gets in.-
[29.05.2016 00:20:02] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: -the baby will come out after wards.
[29.05.2016 00:20:17] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia: Did she say. Cover me im going in?
[29.05.2016 00:20:48] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: As the daughter hears that she turns pale and lays her hand on her throat: "Oh damn, that will be tight..."
[29.05.2016 00:21:01] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: *bursts out laughing*
[29.05.2016 00:21:02] star01: ahahahahaahaha
[29.05.2016 00:21:06] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Oh thats a good one
[29.05.2016 00:21:13] star01: drunk zoner joke is good.
[29.05.2016 00:21:31] NR-Good.For.Nothing: Ted: Well, carry on, no doubt those poeple need a bath as much as I do, and try not to run into me again, I might not be as hi
[29.05.2016 00:21:38] CR|-MV-Asclepius: *Camilia laughs in her cockpit*
[29.05.2016 00:21:43] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: Arrigatou.
[29.05.2016 00:21:50] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: Miss Wallace? Shall we?
[29.05.2016 00:21:51] star01: Bless you Dr.
[29.05.2016 00:21:59] star01: He did sneezed yes?
[29.05.2016 00:21:59] CR|-MV-Asclepius: Camilia:Thank you for the peace today Rogues.
[29.05.2016 00:22:05] CR|-WO.Dr.Rio.Umeda.: Safe skies and may the gods be with you

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