Hillbilly

[Stoat]

Yer jus' caint git rid o 'em rite about now. Zeeners roun Rochester now! Jack Tar, same as wuz shootin at meh yesterday n'all. So ah tellt im ter git, an e wouldn, so ah tells im agin, an 'e tells meh back an agin an agin, so ah's gettin rite sick o 'im when e starts firin onna Junker transport! Rite unner mah nose n'all. Caint 'member who it were, but we shot im up good. They's'a gotter be stopt frum 'angin roun near Rochester. 's bad fer trade.

Then sum durn LSF flunky shows up. Honor 'er sumsuch. Ah wuz tellin im ter git when one o the real LSF shows up. Mike Edwards it were. Ah wern feelin lahk a fite, havin jus sin off Jack Tar, so ah tells 'im ter sling 'is hook cuz 'e aint welcum roun mah back yard. So 'e shoots at meh! Ah's'a gettin sick o these durn fools. Yer jus don't shoots at meh roun there, so ah engages him, an Honor joins in.

Ah gut Edwards sweet an ah wuz wurkin on Honor when more LSF start showin. Evanjelly er summit shows on mah scanners, an then Gafwmn turns up n'all, so ah legs it fer Rochester, an a few stiff wuns fer Jimmy. Culebra wuz aroun in sum Cruiser er summit, so ah nos ahs safe n'all.

Ah's in the bar now. 'ere's ter yer, Jimmy. 'aint nobody never 'ad sich a fahn cuzin.

*belch*

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