"Is this thing on?" The young Balados finally rear his head?

[Sorrontis]

*beep*

"Holy s**t! I almost died today. My trusty turret and shield failed me. Six! Six lane hackers tried to get my haul of military vehicles. I ran to the sierra ice fields to hide, but they kept on coming! I almost died. S**t S**t S**t!!!"

"But it all worked out in the end. I was able to steer towards a lone Navy Fighter Patrol. The dude totally destroyed those Lane Hackers! They tried to scurry away like the rats they are! Sorrontis, weird name, then escorted me to Planet Los Angeles. Totally nice dude. Before he left me though, he offered me a job. Not like the usual jobs. He wants me to find information about him! That's really creepy right? Well, I said yes, why not, the dude saved my life. I thought that'd be it, but he bought me all this stuff to install on my ship. Hopefully I can fight of the next pirates that'll try to get in my way."

"This isn't how I was planning on ending the month. I better log off before I get another panic attack. Here's to June 30th."

*beep*