To: Izay Vyu

[TheSauron]

From: Sentinel Matthias Clarke, Gaian Guard
Subject: Take a guess
Source: Manchester
Encryption: High
Priority: High

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Well... I'm truly honoured by your offer, but I haven't really seen any of that body you are offering. Sorry, miss, but no deal.
Anyway. You claim to be a born Cretan, right? You know, miss, someone who is at least half Coalitioner cannot ever hope to be called a Cretan in any sense of the word. Or maybe you're calling yourself that way just because you were born there? A Coalitioner living on Crete. What else? Maybe your mother married a Corsair on top of all this, eh? Yeah. I'm totally buying it.

Plot holes, miss, lots of plot holes. You better clear them up. The clock is ticking.

Also. Care to share the name of that Junker? We'd appreciate it.

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One MD Admiral