How in tarnation dus ya use this damn thin'?!?!
I thinks I got it now.
Right, I jus' wanted to says that I am flatter'd t'be 'a' workin' fer you boys now. I gots me a shiny new Hawk, hell, this ship is jus' as nice as when I flew it as a boy, back when Pa used ta fly. Hell, I love ma ship. Yes-siree. Just the same as tha ol' days it is.
Well see t'day I was a flyin' round in california just talkin' to some of them folks who lives there ya'see, and I was jus' gettin' them t'see ma point of veiw. that we should be a gettin' rid 'o' them damn Rheinlanders, when who should be a comin' along, but the ol' SA. Now I wasn't to pleased t'be a seein' this now was I. So I told 'em. "Look if you comes near me I am a gunna be a-kicking you's to this side 'o' next week". Well they jus' laughed at me, an called me a stupid ol' man. An I got really offended at this now see, and I started a shootin'. Now them SA boys got some mighty nice ships see, and I a-couldn't be a doin' much damage to ethem so I a-scarpered.
Now I dun' know if I dun' gud here or naw.But either way it were a damn exitin', hell it reminds me o' the ol' days.
Anyhow, I ain't got much more t'be a tellin'. But I'll be a-reportin' what I a-does when I does it.